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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777998 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #945 on: July 05, 2017, 11:34:30 pm »

You decide not to nudge Hurthlings anymore.

1083 AD, Summer

News come from the north; Kingdom of Ionith has fallen after its capital was captured. Queen Dogethe forced Ionithes into personal union by marrying their underage prince Kola. Rumors coursing between your courtiers say that she is going to strike the Dahnians next.

1083 AD, Autumn

The harvests were very bontiful this year, according to the reports! People and governors alike loudly murmur about this being a great opportunity to thank the gods of fertifility by throwing a great harvest festival - sponsored with your money, of course.

A) Sure, let's party!
B) Naw, not this time.
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #946 on: July 05, 2017, 11:43:24 pm »

A
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #947 on: July 05, 2017, 11:49:27 pm »

B
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #948 on: July 06, 2017, 01:28:34 am »

B
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #949 on: July 06, 2017, 02:46:19 am »

A Time to party, we got food, a dead spider, an acid trip and got to egg sit some kind of monster.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #950 on: July 06, 2017, 05:00:58 am »

A

We have boatloads of money. Lets spend it before someone tries to steal it from us.
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Detoxicated

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #951 on: July 06, 2017, 06:30:36 am »

A
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #952 on: July 06, 2017, 06:30:41 am »

B - Don't we normally get a really good event if we get the money up high enough? An artifact or super blessing seems like it'd do us better in the long run then a party.
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #953 on: July 06, 2017, 07:24:53 am »

But have we ever gotten happiness up really high without taxing it to pieces?  Maybe we get a really good event like they open a university or everyone bursts out in musical dance numbers.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #954 on: July 06, 2017, 07:27:20 am »

Last time we got the stats happiness was at 4, and I can't recall something that'd make that lower since then. 4 is plenty high to push for other things.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #955 on: July 06, 2017, 09:45:39 am »

You decide to host lavish feasts and festivals. Yay for harvest party!

1083 AD, Mid-Autumn

A great purge occured in the royalty of Ceodwell; all but the youngest of King Aun's sons - who is now designated heir - were executed on charges of treason and conspiracy, along with at least thirty nobles and administrators of various ranks.

Your wife donned the white veil of death to mourn her siblings in accordance to her family's customs.

1083 AD, Winter

Gems, silver and Fireblood materials arrive.

There's also a report from the manager of the silver mines; his miners have hard time meeting the quotas as old veins are getting fully drained and new ones are hard to find. He writes that this mining operation should be profitable for few more years at least at current rates.

1083 AD, Midwinter

New host of Felonsine Blackhearts arrives at your castle!

This leads to potentially dangerous development few days later; apparently some keen-eyed new arrivals spotted some of your alchemist doing 'field' work on your brand of Fireblood. New spread like fire and now there's about thirty angry foreigners shouting 'treason' about their chambers.

You decide to...

A) Pacify the Felonsine engineers with help of your guards.
B) Meet with them personally and explain that this is clearly a simple misunderstanding.
C) Offer them money to keep silent about this incident.
D) Publicly renounce the treaty and send the Felonsine engineers back home.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #956 on: July 06, 2017, 10:02:18 am »

B. It's not treason. You simply can't keep such an important technological secret for long, it's inevitable that eventually it will spread to other nations.

Also kill whoever had our fuckking alchemists working on secrets in the same town as the foreigners who also work with those same secrets. That one seems like an obviously bad idea... We have more then one small town in our kingdom right?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #957 on: July 06, 2017, 10:23:14 am »

B This is what we have the Charismatic bonus for.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #958 on: July 06, 2017, 10:25:13 am »

B

Let's keep the charade up as long as possible.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #959 on: July 06, 2017, 10:35:22 am »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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