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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787332 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9165 on: March 28, 2018, 05:40:40 pm »

When the Evalian "patriots" came to court for official recognition they appeared to be acting as a group, there was no one person mentioned that I remember. I'm thinking it's some kind of oligarchy at the moment.

Our promoting a king could be seen as a laying an implied claim to (Greater) Lametania. After they themselves wrote up a guarantee of (quasi-) independence Rucus can't complain much if the Evalians make their own proclamation but we shouldn't be seen to be meddling.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2018, 05:42:31 pm by mightymushroom »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9166 on: March 28, 2018, 09:35:59 pm »

B why not
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9167 on: March 29, 2018, 12:16:41 am »

You decide to send your envoys for trade talks.

1158 AD, Late Autumn

Crystalwater Ironbeak, a gigantic ethereal octopus, has come! Beware its acidic vomit!

This horrid, shiny, translucent creature as appeared one day, coming from between the Ironbone Mountains, and is currently laying waste to the Methiantese villages there, walking over them and killing the unlucky peoples with its vile excretions. The court urges you to do something!

A) I shall go personally slay this demon!!!
B) How do we resolve this? Simples! We wait till it wanders away on its own.
C) Wizard, we definitely need a wizard in this situation.
D) Time to send the Army in, our soldiers and machines will tear apart this ghostly octopus!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9168 on: March 29, 2018, 12:23:36 am »

D! We do have a lot of army and a lot of Fireblood machines.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2018, 02:24:08 am by Harry Baldman »
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9169 on: March 29, 2018, 12:26:56 am »

The ethereal part scares the fuck out of me, but maybe it's just because he is transparent

D to burn this thing
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he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9170 on: March 29, 2018, 12:31:28 am »

D let see if our gun like things work on monsters
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9171 on: March 29, 2018, 12:37:33 am »

C

It is ethereal. Physical violence may not be our best play. Plus, we havent played with a Wizard in a while.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9172 on: March 29, 2018, 12:41:34 am »

I do like the idea of C.

Although I do feel slightly tempted to go for A. But not completely tempted.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9173 on: March 29, 2018, 12:42:21 am »

C

I don't like the word ethereal either.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9174 on: March 29, 2018, 01:26:55 am »

A Whats wrong with a 70 year old fighting a giant monster?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9175 on: March 29, 2018, 01:27:50 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9176 on: March 29, 2018, 01:29:22 am »

A Whats wrong with a 70 year old fighting a giant monster?

Let’s hold off on sucicide missions until Owyn is of age please.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9177 on: March 29, 2018, 02:23:51 am »

Actually, when reading through that again I do notice that it seems like it's just hanging around rather than actively attacking anyone. Don't think the ethereal nature particularly would matter if we go out and shoot it, but I do feel like it might not be a particularly malevolent creature and may deserve extra consideration (maybe we should befriend it somehow, perhaps through human sacrifice).

Thus, C!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9178 on: March 29, 2018, 06:50:37 am »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9179 on: March 29, 2018, 07:25:14 am »

C
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