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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787141 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9000 on: March 25, 2018, 03:22:54 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9001 on: March 25, 2018, 03:23:31 pm »

A
Our sister had that stuff she was drinking at one point, but it seems we have outlived her anyways...
best not to wind up with another bad trait. Finish our regency and pass it along.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9002 on: March 25, 2018, 03:25:16 pm »

Wait...

Is this a vote to step down? Or a vote to go and try to find crazy means of life extension?

B if the former.
A if the latter.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2018, 03:27:43 pm by Weirdsound »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9003 on: March 25, 2018, 03:26:42 pm »

Is for either A: accepting old age woes or B: getting mystical 'n' stuff ;v
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9004 on: March 25, 2018, 03:26:56 pm »

A.  B sounds like it's going to do something very, very rash.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9005 on: March 25, 2018, 03:27:59 pm »

K. Above post with vote edited.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9006 on: March 25, 2018, 03:28:07 pm »

Well in that case A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9007 on: March 25, 2018, 03:30:07 pm »

Well I mean as long as we don't get really crazy with it then it can't hurt to at least see if we can find something to help Cyl with the pains of old age. We do want him to live long enough to see his great-grandson take the mantle of emperor.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9008 on: March 25, 2018, 03:30:19 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9009 on: March 25, 2018, 03:34:09 pm »

Well I mean as long as we don't get really crazy with it then it can't hurt to at least see if we can find something to help Cyl with the pains of old age. We do want him to live long enough to see his great-grandson take the mantle of emperor.
I completely agree with this, and I wouldn't mind seeing Cyl become a new immortal advisor too. :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9010 on: March 25, 2018, 03:34:52 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9011 on: March 25, 2018, 03:35:20 pm »

Well I mean as long as we don't get really crazy with it then it can't hurt to at least see if we can find something to help Cyl with the pains of old age. We do want him to live long enough to see his great-grandson take the mantle of emperor.

Honestly, if we can max out our economy, I'd be fine with letting a sorceress give us another health boon. We know what the consequences are, and have the scepter to mitigate them. I'm not fine with Cyl just experimenting with whatever random drugs and remedies his bumbling staff can conjure up. Just look to Haspen's sig to see the amount of confidence that we should have in our medical staff.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9012 on: March 25, 2018, 03:36:44 pm »

This is the course of nature, and you can't fight it, is your conclusion.

1157 AD, Winter

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Glassware failed to deliver anything but dissappointment. Methiantese merchants blame the weather.

The wedding of Saenn and Meva, daughter of Ingvar, is a lovely one. It's obvious to everyone gathered that the two are deeply in love with each other.

During the second day of feast, however, you receive a messenger from the north. Apparently, King Erik with his wife, Alissa (your grand-half-niece), and your daughter Eirika, Queen Mother of Cydwyl, are due to arrive at your palace in three days!

A) Oh this means we've gotta make this celebration truly spectacular! The Treasurer will have to live with it! Luxurious drinks and cooked pheasants for all!
B) Oh, lovely, they're free to visit us. I hope they bring their own stuff though!
« Last Edit: March 25, 2018, 03:50:02 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9013 on: March 25, 2018, 03:39:49 pm »

A

These guys are our strongest allies, and we must spoil them if we wish to peacefully add their nation to our empire.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9014 on: March 25, 2018, 03:40:09 pm »

A Must not slight a king, even if (especially if) we are an emperor.
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