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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787139 times)

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8985 on: March 25, 2018, 03:12:59 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8986 on: March 25, 2018, 03:13:03 pm »

Indeed. Take what we can get. Apparently Methiant only works when Cyl I is in charge. Perhaps we should not be risking his life.

Also, A.

Nah we won that's what matters

We need more feats to add to Cyl's name.

Indeed, but it is not worth retconning a flawless victory to get them.

Edit: Also, 600 pages of the Yoean Dynasty.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8987 on: March 25, 2018, 03:14:00 pm »

Indeed. Take what we can get. Apparently Methiant only works when Cyl I is in charge. Perhaps we should not be risking his life.

Also, A.

Nah we won that's what matters

We need more feats to add to Cyl's name.

Indeed, but it is not worth retconning a flawless victory to get them.
except it can only get better. +3 +2. Even on a one, we break even.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8988 on: March 25, 2018, 03:14:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8989 on: March 25, 2018, 03:14:16 pm »

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Eh. I mean we already got a 6. We can have Cyl show off that he's still a badass general later.

Also huzzah for 600 pages!  :D
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8990 on: March 25, 2018, 03:15:15 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8991 on: March 25, 2018, 03:16:43 pm »

A

Eh. I mean we already got a 6. We can have Cyl show off that he's still a badass general later.

Yeah. Our army will max out in a few years, and thats if nobody gives us cause to fuck them up first.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8992 on: March 25, 2018, 03:16:53 pm »

A

Eh. I mean we already got a 6. We can have Cyl show off that he's still a badass general later.

Also huzzah for 600 pages!  :D
but we could get up to an 11 if we rolled well!

also A in case we don't get the re-do
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8993 on: March 25, 2018, 03:18:09 pm »

Seems all right to me and it means we don't need to send out an infirm old man to the battlefield.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8994 on: March 25, 2018, 03:18:58 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8995 on: March 25, 2018, 03:19:31 pm »

Edit: Also, 600 pages of the Yoean Dynasty.





You decide to let him marry whom he loves.

Later you learn they've scheduled their wedding for Winter.

1157 AD, Mid-Autumn

You receive a sad letter from the west. Your sister Gea have died peacefully in her sleep. Besides Valhelma, your half-sister, you're alone, with your siblings and parents, and cousins and uncle long gone.

You consider your advanced age, your health issues and other things for a long while, waking up from this overthinking only when the moon hangs up on the skies.

A) C'est la vie.
B) But I have so much to do! I need to live much longer if I'm to accomplish everything!
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8996 on: March 25, 2018, 03:21:01 pm »

B You have to live to enjoy retirement...
« Last Edit: March 25, 2018, 03:28:23 pm by milo christiansen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8997 on: March 25, 2018, 03:21:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8998 on: March 25, 2018, 03:22:04 pm »

A

I mean, we could try to discover the secrets of life and death if we wanted to though.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8999 on: March 25, 2018, 03:22:37 pm »

B You can do it Cyl! Beat back death with that pure mighty willpower of yours if you have to! You can make it to your second retirement! I believe in you!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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