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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775650 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8880 on: March 24, 2018, 06:02:44 pm »

B,A
Time to finally get that "Great" title.
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Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8881 on: March 24, 2018, 06:16:10 pm »

BA Great title here we come!

Also good thing we retired cyl or he would prob be dead right now
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8882 on: March 24, 2018, 06:30:58 pm »

Ultimately it is decided to return the throne to retired Emperor Cyl, and to burn the root-infested corpse.

The ashes of the latter are then sent to be dumped far into Rainbow Lizard Mountains.

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Death of the Emperor has stirred the people of the Empire, but only to make them grief about sudden loss of such promising young man.

1155 AD, Late Winter

You are Cyl I, Emperor of Methiant!

Your son and his son both died within a year of each other. Truly a calamity without match in contemporary world. With Herta's pregnancy unresolved, and your leadership and experience acclaimed, you have to once again steer the Empire through the turbulence of the years.

It seems that despite your reclusiveness and rheumatism, people still prefer you over younger men. Truly the mark of your luck.

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You receive an update on implementation of the Religious Tax; this controversional edict has stirred quite a few followers of the large faiths! Many men and women loudly and openly curse the Emperor's office for this blatant sacriledge. Which, by the way, has already begun to provide profits to the Treasury.

1155 AD, End of the Year

Well huh. It's been only one new year's eve without those in your hands, but you have actually missed these Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

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2to4, 0

Happiness: 3
Population: 7
Economy: 4
Army: 6
Imp.Authority: +0

The Advisor bows.

"The mood of the people is rather low, and the statesmen failed to strengthen the authority, given the turbulent year. The Army managed to get some recruits, but few has been flushed out for not stepping up to the standards of the codex."

"Some courtiers clamor for festivities to be hosted by the Crown. And of course, I will ask, like in the times old and new; do you wish to issue and Edict, Emperor?"

A) "Edict and festivals, yes!"
B) "No edicts, but we should lessen the burdens of peoples with parties!"
C) "We can't afford wild partying! I will issue an Edict, though."
D) "Neither!"
« Last Edit: March 24, 2018, 06:46:57 pm by Haspen »
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8883 on: March 24, 2018, 06:33:33 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8884 on: March 24, 2018, 06:36:08 pm »

C It's time for the bill of rights A
« Last Edit: March 24, 2018, 07:39:23 pm by Hotfire90 »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8885 on: March 24, 2018, 06:37:17 pm »

B We'll give our grandson a true send off! To the Emperor who he could have been!

Also I'm still against the Bill of Rights. Once you give them basic rights then they'll just keep demanding more. It's not worth it.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2018, 07:52:18 pm by Prophet »
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8886 on: March 24, 2018, 06:45:55 pm »

B

A bill of rights will only anger the nobility, whose support we need more than ever!
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8887 on: March 24, 2018, 06:46:42 pm »

B. If Herta's child turns out to be a girl, though, we should do the stupid primogeniture law thing next.

And no rights ever!
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8888 on: March 24, 2018, 06:46:48 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8889 on: March 24, 2018, 06:49:33 pm »

B
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8890 on: March 24, 2018, 07:07:20 pm »

A We need to expand the inheritance laws, just in case.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8891 on: March 24, 2018, 07:18:30 pm »

a perfect time to expand those inheritance laws.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8892 on: March 24, 2018, 07:19:10 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8893 on: March 24, 2018, 07:39:38 pm »

Changed my vote to A
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Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8894 on: March 24, 2018, 07:44:07 pm »

A
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