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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787576 times)

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8730 on: March 22, 2018, 07:32:16 am »

A
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8731 on: March 22, 2018, 08:34:20 am »

B

Not because of this battle, but because these Damdamians are the sort who send a messenger to talk things out (sort of) before hand. They play by rules of engagement: they will respect us better if we do the same but scorn us if we do not. Even if we are able to push through to take part or all of Rucus, I doubt we have enough troops to snap up the Empire in one swoop. We will need a peace sometime.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8732 on: March 22, 2018, 08:47:46 am »

Lets Be reasonable conquerors.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8733 on: March 22, 2018, 09:13:40 am »

A

I know this war is silly and all but how many rolls do you need to declare a battle one way or another, holy shit.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2018, 10:03:58 am by Harry Baldman »
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Baffler

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8734 on: March 22, 2018, 10:52:22 am »

B. From the sound of it we've already taken pretty ridiculous losses, and the fight's been going on for a while.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8735 on: March 22, 2018, 11:01:23 am »

I feel like some good arguments have been made for B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8736 on: March 22, 2018, 11:20:21 am »

B

Eeh... This whole campaign seems like it might have turned out to be a mess already. >.<
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8737 on: March 22, 2018, 12:43:01 pm »

B.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8738 on: March 22, 2018, 02:20:52 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8739 on: March 22, 2018, 02:23:42 pm »

//Taricus voted when I was basically done spellcheking the post, so his vote is discarded for sake of updating ;v

You decide to rest for the night. But will the messenger to the Damdamians succeed in signing a truce?

He returns as darkness falls; soon war horns are heard, calling for retreat. So you can sleep.

By you're woken in the early morning by the war horns of Damdamians! They've begun their fighting when it is still pretty dark outside!

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5*

The initial attack by their coalition forces is stopped, however, and you can muster a counterattack of your own!

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6*

It penetrates deep into their ranks! The center is collapsing, but then you see the banner of Kingdom of Rucus amongst some horsemen that are charging into the thickest combat! Is it mayhaps the Crown Prince himself, leading his men??

A) CHAAAARRRRRGGGEEE!!!
B) I'm sure my soldiers will withstand this attack as well!
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8740 on: March 22, 2018, 02:25:42 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8741 on: March 22, 2018, 02:26:12 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8742 on: March 22, 2018, 02:29:10 pm »

B
« Last Edit: March 22, 2018, 02:35:51 pm by ZBridges »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8743 on: March 22, 2018, 02:31:23 pm »

Umm... We want to avoid a possible 1x1 with this guy for two reasons:

1: Our one-eye debuff means we have bad odds against another Martial opponent
2: We have already won two duels (against that prince from Eval and our own damn brother). I'd rather not wind up stuck with a mostly useless 'The Duelist' sort of title.

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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8744 on: March 22, 2018, 02:33:32 pm »

B,Is it common here to send our king into battle?
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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