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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787195 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8535 on: March 19, 2018, 02:04:11 pm »

B I think we might have built this back during the first game with the Houlandin dynasty? I'm pretty sure we were both pretty pious Pantheonists and ruling from the city of Luathbas. Anyway it would be a shame to allow such a marvel of our culture and history to lay ruined.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8536 on: March 19, 2018, 02:04:58 pm »

I'm pretty sure you guys sponsored construction of Alldivine Chorus Amphitheatre, but not this ;v

Then again this game's going for 500+ pages, how does anyone remember all *that*?

Listen, I'm pretty sure that based on historical trends people in the promised internet age won't suspect that Cyl was actually three different Emperors crushed by two different horses that got conflated into one heroic founding myth of the Methiantese Empire.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8537 on: March 19, 2018, 02:05:12 pm »

If it staff we do then B

Scratch your old votes or so help me >:V
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8538 on: March 19, 2018, 02:06:12 pm »

B

I think we made this temple when we were still Luathbas?
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8539 on: March 19, 2018, 02:06:40 pm »

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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8540 on: March 19, 2018, 02:09:04 pm »

Also it's nice to see the city of Luathbas getting mentioned. I still view it as the grandest of our cities. Just the historic importance and prestige it carries brings a certain wonder to it. I'm still kinda sad we didn't make it our capital.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8541 on: March 19, 2018, 02:12:15 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8542 on: March 19, 2018, 02:15:49 pm »

I think we made this temple when we were still Luathbas?

I did a little thread digging, and there is mention of some 'temple construction' and 'construction disaster' in first game, in about 865 AD. Dang, that's 300 years ago, no wonder the temple collapsed v;
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8543 on: March 19, 2018, 02:17:23 pm »

B, if for the restoration of such a glorious luathbasian piece of architecture.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8544 on: March 19, 2018, 02:19:05 pm »

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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8545 on: March 19, 2018, 02:19:53 pm »

Also this reminds me that we never actually got to reclaimed the title of Luathbas. Which saddens me. Though I suppose I have only myself to blame for being a sucker for cool old things.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8546 on: March 19, 2018, 02:20:17 pm »

We didn't actually spend any money yet so why not.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8547 on: March 19, 2018, 02:28:05 pm »

aaa
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You decide that it would be affront to all gods to let the Grand Temple lie in ruination, so you sponsor its reconstruction. You hear the Treasurer's painful groan somewhere in the back of the audience room.

1154 AD, Summer

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The healers rub ointments into your skin at the joints, especially the knees, but the pains aren't subsiding that much. You grumble about your condition, and the medics just shake their heads.

"Emperor, you're old. You can't stay healthy forever, it is the law of nature."



Congratulations! Cyl I obtained rheumatic negative trait!



As they prepare another mixture of medicines, you think about yourself a little bit...

A) Mayhaps I'm too old for this. Mayhaps... mayhaps it's time I make place for the youngsters?
B) This is law of the nature indeed. Hopefully I still have some years going for me!
C) I ought to find a better solution. Maybe foreign alchemists know something? Maybe some wise hermitic mystic knows the secret of long life?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8548 on: March 19, 2018, 02:29:27 pm »

What the hell, we likely have a chance to go to war next year when our army maxes out. Lets make way for the Martial Emperor!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8549 on: March 19, 2018, 02:33:08 pm »

B, still got some beltings to give to our enemies.
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