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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789056 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8415 on: March 18, 2018, 09:02:33 am »

You tell them that you will pretend that you didn't hear all this, and glare at them until they leave.

This means we can get back to regular programming!

*KZZZZZZZZZZTTT!*

1152 AD, Late Winter

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There has been few hundred casualties before the giant was routed from Donuth. It had fled northwest, into currently unoccupied lands north of Rainbow Lizard mountains.

A) And it is welcome to stay there.
B) After it, till it expires!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8416 on: March 18, 2018, 09:04:03 am »

B, let's have a merry chase! And a giant's head for the trophy room, maybe.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8417 on: March 18, 2018, 09:09:18 am »

A - Not our problem anymore. Let's not waste any more of our people.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8418 on: March 18, 2018, 09:12:25 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8419 on: March 18, 2018, 09:12:56 am »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8420 on: March 18, 2018, 09:26:54 am »

You order the Army back.

A day later you receive censuses of the Empire; it seems that during the prosperity and peace of recent years, your population recovered somewhat!

1152 AD, End of the Year

Ah yes, that time of the year again.

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Happiness: 6
Population: 7
Economy: 5
Army: 6
Imp.Authority: -1

Those are good numbers, except one...

"The recruitment offices are undergoing slight reform due to introduction of the Codex. By the next year however, our Army will surely resume expanding its ranks. The Council of Statesmen managed to improve your authority after issueing of the last Edict."

"Do you wish to issue another Edict, your Majesty?"

A) "Aye."
B) "Nay."
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8421 on: March 18, 2018, 09:36:38 am »

A!
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8422 on: March 18, 2018, 09:49:40 am »

A Perhaps now would be a good time to form the Shadowranks. I've been wanting to form them since we first started issuing edicts and we've had some close calls with more... subtle danger in the past.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8423 on: March 18, 2018, 09:58:03 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8424 on: March 18, 2018, 10:24:45 am »

B. We really don't want to risk dropping Imperial Authority lower, I think.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8425 on: March 18, 2018, 10:25:45 am »

B No need to issue anything when our authority is low.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Crown Prince Houlandin of Methiant!
« Reply #8426 on: March 18, 2018, 10:27:41 am »

Also, for a moment I had thought poor Cyl had himself a heart attack. Somebody should probably talk to him about that...

Yeah, he's 53 years old now and apparently the health blessing expired, so it's quite possible. Time itself might be the greatest "persuader."

But though I don't want to hurry him, I honestly don't know anymore how much Cyl is worth protecting. A more typical ruler would have "stepped aside" decades ago instead of watching his sons scramble for scraps; meanwhile the reclusive trait strikes at some inopportune times.

All the other edicts I'm interested in take money, and right now the budget is expected to be evenly balanced (dependent on how glasswares go).

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8427 on: March 18, 2018, 10:41:48 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8428 on: March 18, 2018, 10:55:29 am »

Part of me wants to vote A to see what edicts we have

but i don't want to risk for people voting for an expensive edict while i am out B
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8429 on: March 18, 2018, 11:02:09 am »

You decide against any edicts.

1153 AD, Spring

King Shapur of Parsia is dead! His heir and son, Ahmad, ascends to the throne.

A) Alright? Let's move on.
B) Send him a polite letter.
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