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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788982 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8385 on: March 17, 2018, 06:54:27 pm »

You change your mind and issue no Edicts.

1152 AD, Spring

You hear that Estjalf of Cydwyl and young Lady Alissa are going to marry. Few days later you receive a simple letter of gratitude from your half-sister, Valhelma.

1152 AD, Mid-Spring

You receive news from the west; apparently Tetan I of Eldrican begun reforming his military to a more centralized model that will also make use of mass cavalry; both heavy cavalry for shock value as well as fast and agile skirmishers equipped with bows, a la nomadic tradition, quite possibly to help the recently conquered nomads integrate into Eldrican society faster.

1152 AD, Summer

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Entirety of the Army is shaken by the report made by some government bureaucrats, who were investigating rumors of lack of discipline that begun to surface in recent months.

Apparently, the influx of mercenaries and other lowly folk from abroad brought a new level of lackluster performance amongst your soldiers and officers alike, and nothing was done in recent years to instill some discipline and drill into the newcomers. According to the bureaucrats' report, many thousands of soldiers aren't worth their pay in the Army, and hypotethically would run away at first sight of trouble.

The military council is aghast to hear all this. As soon as discussion begins, it's obvious that two topics split the officers minds: what to do with the worthless mooks, and how to alleviate this problem so this won't happen again in the future. Some believe that numbers are needed, some call for removal of the unworthy. Some believe that recruitment offices are at fault and need to be removed, others say that a proper codex of training and discipline needs to be issued, so even the most inept of wagabonds can be made into highly trained professionals.

The final say remains with you, of course.

As for the undisciplined soldiers...

A) Clearly, we must purge the weed within our Army!
B) Strength comes from numbers, and we need them all!

As for military tradition and administration...

A) Revoke Recruitment Offices Edict.
B) Issue the Codex of Training Regimen.
C) This is superbly rare thing, we don't need extra precautions here.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2018, 06:58:46 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8386 on: March 17, 2018, 06:57:13 pm »

AB
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8387 on: March 17, 2018, 07:00:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8388 on: March 17, 2018, 07:05:31 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8389 on: March 17, 2018, 07:21:38 pm »

A, B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8390 on: March 17, 2018, 07:25:54 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8391 on: March 17, 2018, 07:32:50 pm »

BB. The new drill should be enough to enforce discipline on the useless ones we have now, no need to throw a bunch of people out then retrain new ones when we can just retrain the ones we already have.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8392 on: March 17, 2018, 07:34:30 pm »


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Until the training kicks in, superior numbers is also a bonus. We've been using the recruits for over a decade without noticeable examples of cowardice, I'm inclined to give them a chance. Especially since it looks, for now, like we might have time to train them properly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8393 on: March 17, 2018, 07:36:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8394 on: March 17, 2018, 09:01:56 pm »

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« Reply #8395 on: March 17, 2018, 10:41:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8396 on: March 17, 2018, 10:45:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8397 on: March 18, 2018, 12:06:13 am »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #8398 on: March 18, 2018, 12:34:48 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8399 on: March 18, 2018, 02:10:07 am »

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