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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788918 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8325 on: March 16, 2018, 05:43:16 pm »

You decide to sponsor the festivities that your subjects desire.

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After so many wars and other unpleasantries, they're doubly grateful for the celebrations! Your subjects' mood definitely improved, and the priests say the gods were equally pleased, too.

1151 AD, Mid-Autumn

The news coming from the north, about Helliste's riches, have tickled your nobles in the wrongest of way - with jealousy.

The tales of fat merchants sipping on sweetest drinks and wearing most delicate of Gan Minsong fabrics, with marvelous new house pets in their hovels and glittering gemstones adorning their jewellery do that to people. But jealous nobles are grumbling nobles, and grumbling nobles are nothing but trouble.

A) We should start buying some of these eastern luxuries from Hellistes at once!
B) We have plenty of shiny things, amassing even more would only lead to decadence.
C) We mine a lot of ores and other things, mayhaps we can negotiate an exchange with the Hellistes?
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8326 on: March 16, 2018, 05:44:25 pm »

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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8327 on: March 16, 2018, 05:45:39 pm »

Where is D? D: Grumbling nobles are rebellious nobles we can hang to improve our personal power.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8328 on: March 16, 2018, 05:48:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8329 on: March 16, 2018, 05:54:49 pm »

B Not the time to be doing this Nobles!
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8330 on: March 16, 2018, 05:55:45 pm »

B, Come on , why evrybody want to spend moeny.
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8331 on: March 16, 2018, 05:59:12 pm »

B, I guess. I'm counting on you here to promise this won't cause Horrible Death, mightymushroom. :P

By my count nothing worse than a Pleasant Death Snoozing by the Fireplace. :P  (We will miss that extra silver.)


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Trade deals usually profit the treasury. And we'd best be ready to cancel it if doesn't.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8332 on: March 16, 2018, 06:07:50 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8333 on: March 16, 2018, 06:09:14 pm »

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Trade is good!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8334 on: March 16, 2018, 06:10:33 pm »

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Maybe we can send them cart loads of that glass that we have.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8335 on: March 16, 2018, 06:14:41 pm »

You decide to send your diplomatic corps to work out some sort of business deal with the Hellistes.

1151 AD, Winter

Silver, gems and gold arrive in your treasury.

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Glassware also nets you some coin this year.

You receive a surprise visit from your half-sister, Valhelma. After pleasantries and some dried fruits as snacks, she gets to the matter bothering her.

"My side of the family has been always of poor health. Of my progeny, only my granddaughter Alissa remains alive and well. I wish for her to have a pleasant life, but what tumultous decade we live in. Therefore, I ask you that you help engage her to the young King Erik, your grandson in Cydwyl."

You decide to...

A) Tell her you cannot help her with this.
B) Forward a letter to King Erik (or better yet, Eirika) about this proposal.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8336 on: March 16, 2018, 06:17:53 pm »

What is the exepted amount of insest in here, because this ain't much.
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Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8337 on: March 16, 2018, 06:24:52 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8338 on: March 16, 2018, 06:47:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8339 on: March 16, 2018, 07:01:26 pm »

Ehh

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