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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 775552 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8295 on: March 16, 2018, 01:47:26 pm »

B.

I think we are fucked. My hope was to save up to max economy and hire the dwarves to find us more mines before the gold treaty runs out. That isn't going to happen now. Taxes are only a short term fix with our happiness as it is.

The good news is our army should be up to full power soon. I suppose we will have to capture some new mines by force in the near future.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8296 on: March 16, 2018, 02:28:51 pm »

C - This will allow us to revoke an expensive edict. Like the recruitment offices.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8297 on: March 16, 2018, 02:35:47 pm »

You decide to raise taxes, and that's all.

1151 AD, Spring

You've become a granfather again! Bjeda gave Eivan a healthy baby boy that she named 'Bjern'.

Few days later, the delegation sent to King Tetan of Eldrican returns, with several wagons of ore and bars of silver. That amounts barely to a year of the silver promised.

"King Tetan said that this is the only silver he will send to Methiant in the coming years. As much as he would try to adhere to the principles of the treaty, currently he is unable to." Says your chief diplomat.

A) "Not enough, dammit, not enough! Time for WAR!!"
B) "Fine, I can accept this. For now."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8298 on: March 16, 2018, 02:45:56 pm »

I would like to point out my comment about the scroll before this last one, where it said our authority went up, but the number did not change. Was that an error, or just poorly chosen flavor text?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8299 on: March 16, 2018, 02:46:02 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8300 on: March 16, 2018, 02:50:01 pm »

B, too many damn wars happening.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8301 on: March 16, 2018, 02:52:06 pm »

A, We can't efford this lack of silver
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8302 on: March 16, 2018, 02:55:33 pm »

A Well Tetan has obviously not learned anything about our history because everyone who breaks their word to us ends up regreting it in some way or another.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8303 on: March 16, 2018, 03:15:44 pm »

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Important: We do not need, and should not try, to conquer all of Eldrican. We were promised silver from Koi, which is conveniently the territory nearest us. Let us occupy the mines and enforce the treaty measures. If Tetan plays nice we may even give them back when we're done. (With this lot voting? Hah!)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8304 on: March 16, 2018, 03:18:49 pm »

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Important: We do not need, and should not try, to conquer all of Eldrican. We were promised silver from Koi, which is conveniently the territory nearest us. Let us occupy the mines and enforce the treaty measures. If Tetan plays nice we may even give them back when we're done. (With this lot voting? Hah!)

Actually, I agree with this. If Eldrican is such a hot mess that Tetan can't afford to pay his silver tax, I'm not sure I want it.

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8305 on: March 16, 2018, 03:25:39 pm »

I don't think there's any silver to be gained, you guys. Either the mine is running out or they owe money to the dwarves, and if I know those bearded dickheads at all then they're likely to pass the debt to us even if we do manage to take their mines, leaving us with fuck all or less than we started with in the end.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8306 on: March 16, 2018, 03:35:09 pm »

My god guys.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8307 on: March 16, 2018, 04:23:06 pm »

Seconding the "oh my god" train.
B.
We already knew this guy was poor as dirt because the guy he usurped the throne from ran the kingdom into the ground. It might have been nice to see a bit more diplomatic rub-and-tug instead of this blunt "I'm not giving you any more silver", to prove that Eldrican still likes us, but being direct isn't even a bad thing either. Besides, they probably don't still like us quite so much since we keep extorting them for silver they don't have. Instead of marching the army in, let's just be polite now and remember that today's broke friends are tomorrow's slavesvassals.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8308 on: March 16, 2018, 04:31:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8309 on: March 16, 2018, 04:36:51 pm »

I would like to point out my comment about the scroll before this last one, where it said our authority went up, but the number did not change. Was that an error, or just poorly chosen flavor text?

By indecision with comet thing, you guys suffered another -1 to authority in 1149. So by the end of year it was -2, personal rebellion fixing brought it back to -1.

Also, 5 votes each, bleeeeh.
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