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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789043 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8250 on: March 14, 2018, 04:08:00 pm »

A of course.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8251 on: March 14, 2018, 04:17:18 pm »

B
You know what, fine, I'm good with A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8252 on: March 14, 2018, 04:40:31 pm »

B
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vastaghen12

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8253 on: March 14, 2018, 04:43:56 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8254 on: March 14, 2018, 04:53:21 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8255 on: March 14, 2018, 04:58:34 pm »

-derp-
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8256 on: March 14, 2018, 05:01:41 pm »

Now it isn't a tie anymore.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8257 on: March 14, 2018, 05:02:34 pm »

You try to interest Lerna in yourself.

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She laughs at your attempts, and after several minutes she shakes her head.

"Excuse me, Emperor, but I prefer meat that is fresh and tender, not one that's stringy and wrinkly after sitting on the shelf for too long." How dare she!

A) "Begone from my palace then, harpy!"
B) "You think you can insult the Emperor like this!? Guards!!"
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8258 on: March 14, 2018, 05:03:54 pm »

A
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8259 on: March 14, 2018, 05:04:43 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8260 on: March 14, 2018, 05:07:44 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8261 on: March 14, 2018, 05:25:04 pm »

A
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8262 on: March 14, 2018, 05:26:30 pm »

"*wink wink*"? Seriously people? ::)  She's a closer match to our grandkids. Given her unsubtle inclinations, I'm sure we just dodged even more scandals.

A

Let's concentrate on finding Cyl a nice dowager Lady with wide tracts of land.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8263 on: March 14, 2018, 05:36:25 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #8264 on: March 14, 2018, 05:40:17 pm »

You banish the woman from your palace. Judging by her glare, she wasn't happy about this.

1150 AD, Winter

Gold, silver and gems pour into the treasury.

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Glassware failed to generate any profits.

But all those dry reports are nothing compared to tragedy that struck your (somewhat distant) family - King Cidric of Cydwyl is dead! He has perished after a bout of fever wrecked his body.

His son Erik, just barely mature enough to hold the throne himself, ascended to leadership of the Kingdom. A report arrives from the allied forces soon afterwards; the Parsians aren't really good at negotiations, nor they are really friendly toward Methiantese at the moment. It seems that the central figure of Cidric was the glue that held the coalition, and its now on verge of breaking apart.

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You loiter in your beloved study, wondering why all those things require your attention? You're not going anywhere however, you're sure of that. This room and this desk of yours is where you belong!

As for Cidric's passing...

A) Send a letter of condolences for young King Erik.
B) Send a delegation to King Erik to attend the funeral.
C) Things happen, eh?

As for problems with coalition forces...

A) I'm sure they will work it out by themselves.
B) Houlandin, a warrior-prince, will surely be a good substitute for the martial man that Cidric was.
C) Eivan is wise and learned in customs of other cultures, this might help him solve the alliance's crisis.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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