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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776688 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7920 on: February 28, 2018, 03:53:40 pm »

B.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7921 on: February 28, 2018, 03:55:42 pm »

B

If there are remaining garrisons, we should help them.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7922 on: February 28, 2018, 03:56:18 pm »

B
Let's stop the surrendering.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7923 on: February 28, 2018, 04:12:15 pm »

B - Lets rescue our men.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7924 on: February 28, 2018, 04:25:15 pm »

You decide to rescue Evalian garrisons from their nationalist rebels!

A week later, your forces enter Eval soil proper. Your scouts bring news; apparently, the rebels in there learned of your forces' approach and have detached half their numbers to form a counter-force. Some scouts report that there are heavy horsemen and even few Thundercats with the rebels this time.

A) Let them come, they won't succeed anyways.
B) Strike them before they get even stronger.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7925 on: February 28, 2018, 04:26:36 pm »

B - These guys actually know what they're doing, so lets strike before they can prepare themselves fully
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7926 on: February 28, 2018, 04:28:28 pm »

Yea B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7927 on: February 28, 2018, 04:30:34 pm »

A

We get stronger in time too... once our men from Orcworld catch up.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7928 on: February 28, 2018, 04:52:15 pm »

B

We need to liberate the resources they hold, before they get they get the men they need to protect them proper.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7929 on: February 28, 2018, 04:59:01 pm »

B Good to see that Cyl has still got some fight in him. His body may be aging but the spirit of our conqueror is immortal! Though it'd be nice if he spent more time outside his office.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7930 on: February 28, 2018, 05:11:52 pm »

You decide to take the initiative this time and attack the rebels before they get too strong.

Next morning, the battle commences on a muddy terrain between two large forests!

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Your drive has misplaced your tactical genius, because the initial attack is repelled! Your soldiers are matched evenly by the mix of mercenaries, peasants, deserters, some Evalian militia and few well armed noblemen-of-sorts! The battle descends into chaotic melee, your Army losing all initiative and impetus it had.

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Still, the hastily cobbled-together rabble cannot match your Army, and it shows when your soldiers begin another push and start mowing down the enemies. By the end of the day, the battle is won, and almost three thousand corpses fill the fields; less than fifth of that being Methiantese.

You council with your officers to find best choice of action.

A) Time to rest and wait for reinforcements.
B) Let's pick out the rebel sieges one by one.
C) We turn to Felonsein and kill more rebel scum.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7931 on: February 28, 2018, 05:13:39 pm »

B

We haven't lost too many (yet).
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7932 on: February 28, 2018, 05:13:50 pm »

A too close this time.
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7933 on: February 28, 2018, 05:22:33 pm »

B

We should be able to draw a bit from the Garrisons we rescue. Also, somehow we are getting our title bonus to beating off a rebellion, so we should run with that while we can.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7934 on: February 28, 2018, 05:24:38 pm »

B We've already beaten a combined half of them. Now is the time to crush them while they are weak and divided!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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