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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776795 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7905 on: February 27, 2018, 03:13:08 pm »

A, that definitely is a fair bit too expensive for 3k troops or so.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7906 on: February 27, 2018, 03:54:43 pm »

A
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7907 on: February 27, 2018, 04:06:58 pm »

B

I have a feeling it will be more expensive if we need help later on
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7908 on: February 27, 2018, 04:16:10 pm »

B

I have a feeling it will be more expensive if we need help later on

If we need help later on, we can pull from our team fighting lizards in the North. Our campaign in the north offers probable income. The silver from Koi is guaranteed income. I'd rather give up the former.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7909 on: February 27, 2018, 06:47:00 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7910 on: February 27, 2018, 06:49:48 pm »

A
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Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7911 on: February 27, 2018, 07:24:32 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7912 on: February 28, 2018, 03:12:36 pm »

You send the diplomat away, rejecting Tetan's proposal.

Four days later, in the morning your scouts report a rebel mass of about three thousand armed peasants moving in general easternly direction - directly towards your forces. By the noon, they should be meeting with you.

A) Plenty of time to take a defensive position.
B) Avoid them for now.
C) Attack! Attack! Mow them all down!
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7913 on: February 28, 2018, 03:15:27 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7914 on: February 28, 2018, 03:17:30 pm »

A
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7915 on: February 28, 2018, 03:17:38 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7916 on: February 28, 2018, 03:19:00 pm »

A - Peasents won't know that attacking  a fortified position is a bad idea
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7917 on: February 28, 2018, 03:20:04 pm »

A
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7918 on: February 28, 2018, 03:48:41 pm »

You decide to set up a defensive perimeter and let them come.

As foretold by your wise scouts, the peasant rabble reaches your forces at noon and a battle commences!

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The initial attack by the peasants is crushed, and the rebels are getting killed en masse!

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By the evening, your men are counting bodies and some peasants in charge, who were captured, has been interrogated. Apparently, there's at least two more such hordes around Felonsein, while the Evalians are busily besieging all loyalist garrisons that haven't yet surrendered.

A) We advance into Felonsein.
B) We advance into Eval.
C) Just loiter around and let them come!
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SigFlags!
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Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7919 on: February 28, 2018, 03:51:31 pm »

B those peasants aren't going to be the main problem.
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.
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