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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[VoidSlayer]

We know nothing about these creatures we are going to find.  Might as well figure out what is in these damn caves.

A

[crazyabe]

A.

[Haspen]

You rush into one of the caves, sword held high and your scream loud and clean.

Then you spot them - the dark skinned, hairy, brutish creatures. It's the orcs!

4*

Before they can react, you instinctively cut down one of them. The other two snarl and shout at you before charging you with their bony clubs!

4

You deal with both of them, and retreat from the very shallow cave. Fortunately, it doesn't seem that the rest of the band - if there is any rest - is inside the other caves. You have sustained some cuts and bruises, and thus you retreat to a safer place, some distance away from cave mouths, where you begin to treat your wounds.

(Supplies: 10)

By the late night, your wounds are patched and the caves remain empty. It seems that the three orcs were the only inhabitants of these tunnels here. You decide to camp and recuperate.

(Supplies: 9)

It is the morning and no more orcs are nearby. You peek into other caves, which are as shallow as the one with orcs. You decide to climb up.

2

You wake up on a shelf few meters above the orcish cave. Your back hurts nad you spend another night resting your body.

(Supplies: 8 )

Morning afterwards, you continue your slow, painful and risky ascent.

6

Another flat area! This is probably the last; the only things you see up the mountain is its snow-covered slopes, the dark peak and thick clouds above it.

There's only one cave entrance at this plateau.

A) Time to recklessly run inside it, then!
B) Let's hang around it and wait some time.
C) The peak is still far - let's climb some more.

[Harry Baldman]

B, everyone knows that altitude correlates with monstrous horror.

[ZBridges]

B

[Prophet]

B

[helmacon]

We are at 8 supplies. It takes 4 (?) days to hatch the egg, and then we have to survive the journey back. We don't have time for this!! 

A

[birdy51]

A

Must agree. We've no time to waste!

[VoidSlayer]

Do we uh have the egg?

[Criptfeind]

No. We don't have the egg.

Where's the "accept we failed the quest" option? Because I'm for that pretty soon.

[Iituem]

Curses, we should have harvested the orcs for supplies.  A, in the hopes of finding food or more supplies, then.

[Haspen]

It's a TIEEEEEE! ;v

[Criptfeind]

A

Might as well get started on the next kinggggg

[Haspen]

Yelling some courageous words, you storm the cave entrance!

A while later, you turn a corner and enter a wide cavern. Strange, diminutive peoples with shaggy black hair, pale skin, no clothes and only one eye on their faces stare at you. They also possess what seems to be prehensile trunks extending from where their navels would be. The females have long, soggy breasts. The males have miniature genitals.

They're all dumbfounded at your appearance, before one opens her mouth, exposing double jaw full of scissor-like tiny teeth.

"Nnrg?" She says in inquisitive tone.

Then you see a pile of multicolored stones lying amongst bones and clothes of some human body, long decayed into bones.

A) A-ha! Let's seize one egg as the Nnrg seem to be paralyzed by my glorious entrance!
B) Nnrg back at the female, pointing toward the shiny colored stones.
C) Step away and let's see what they do now.

[Harry Baldman]

Soggy breasts? We're in for it now!

B, let's see if we can make ourselves understood.