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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777168 times)

Fluffe9911

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7740 on: February 21, 2018, 04:59:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7741 on: February 21, 2018, 05:00:01 pm »

No "I'll take her for myself" option?
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7742 on: February 21, 2018, 05:02:08 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7743 on: February 21, 2018, 05:02:31 pm »

Indeed, nobody's poked Cyl about remarrying for an extraordinarily long time. Must be on account of the grandchildren?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7744 on: February 21, 2018, 05:45:03 pm »

Eh. If I can't grab Cyl a wife, I'll hop on the A train.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7745 on: February 21, 2018, 06:41:49 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7746 on: February 21, 2018, 07:50:10 pm »

A

This time I don't think I borked the vote up. ;.;
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7747 on: February 21, 2018, 08:03:32 pm »

wow, so much stuff glad we are finally going to conquer the mountains, it's a nice strategic position, even more now that we can colonize foreign lands, imagine if we get greater info on orc/uruk culture and conquer them?

Because i don't know

although a king might get grumpy of marrying his girl to someone without an eye

hope this works, contact with the sea is what we need right now, shipping exotic goods from orclands to the world, and buying exotic goods from our helliste proxy and reselling them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7748 on: February 21, 2018, 11:35:23 pm »

They aren't going to start a crusade, they are going to peacefully assimilate to thier more southerly neighbors and push the boarder right up against us...

sigh...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7749 on: February 21, 2018, 11:41:08 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7750 on: February 22, 2018, 02:35:45 pm »

You decide to have Eivan marry Lerna to get some ties going with the Hellistes, explorers of the far east.

1148 AD, Late Autumn

You hear that Parsians have decided to attack the Agares! The mighty eastern warrior hordes are marching through Waterless Plains and beyond, bringing with them crude Fireblood machines, some Gubta-bred Oliphaunts, and many, many supplies.

1148 AD, Winter

Silver, gold and gemstones arrive in the Treasury.

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Even the glassware brings some profits there!

Lerna arrives to marry Eivan. The girl is pretty to the eye and does have a nice voice, but you fail to see any other good quality about her. Eivan, on other hand, cannot seem to be able to pry his eyes from her bosom.

Few days later, an emissary from King Cidric arrives at your court.

"Greetings, Emperor Cyl! My master, King Cidric, falling upon the binding words of the treaty of alliance, requests that Army of Methiant joins his forces upon a crusade against the vile Agaresians. It is about time these mindless rapists, pillagers and arsonists have a taste of their own medicine!"

You decide to...

A) Renounce this worthless treaty!
B) Counteroffer some supplies instead.
C) Sound the horns of war!
« Last Edit: February 22, 2018, 02:39:44 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7751 on: February 22, 2018, 02:36:57 pm »

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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7752 on: February 22, 2018, 02:37:40 pm »

Who were these two groups again?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7753 on: February 22, 2018, 02:39:42 pm »

Parsians are led by our son in law, whilst the Agares are the lizard riding savages.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7754 on: February 22, 2018, 02:40:14 pm »

C, even the Parsians are in on it! Maybe we can call them up and coordinate somehow.
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