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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778247 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #765 on: June 24, 2017, 07:08:51 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #766 on: June 25, 2017, 02:38:55 am »

You climb up and up and up!

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When you wake up, you are staring at the evening sky and your back hurts like hell. You must've slipped and slid down, crashing back onto the shelf. Fortunate for you.

But your body pains you aso you huddle against some big rocks where you make your campsite.

(Supplies: 13)

By the morning, you feel better, and there's still this dilemma...

A) Naw, let's find a gentler approach.
B) IT WAS A SINGULAR ACCIDENT ONLY!
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #767 on: June 25, 2017, 06:53:36 am »

A

Was a bit fearful that might happen. But, luckily we aren't dead yet, so let's take it easy for a bit.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #768 on: June 25, 2017, 06:57:05 am »

A

Don't break yo neck there.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #769 on: June 25, 2017, 10:43:44 am »

You mill around the mountains, searching for better place to ascend.

After many hours, you fear that you won't find any such place, but then you do! The sun's almost down, so you set up camp and rest for the night.

(Supplies: 12)

By the morning, you begin your ascent, which is rather a leisure and good exercise for your legs.

The sun's high on the sky when you reach a large flat area in the mountains, and, conveniently, series of caves. Old trash is strewn everywhere, from pieces of crude cloth to bone utensils and few non-human skulls. Someone was or is dwelling in these caverns.

A) Intrude into one of the caverns, being loud and easy to spot.
B) Continue climbing in search for the Nnrgs.
C) Perch on a rock and await someone or something to eventually come out.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #770 on: June 25, 2017, 10:50:01 am »

Maybe these are the Nnrgs?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #771 on: June 25, 2017, 12:34:38 pm »

C
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #772 on: June 25, 2017, 12:54:49 pm »

C, I don't like the idea of blundering into a dark cave littered with remains. Even the description of A makes it sound stupid.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #773 on: June 25, 2017, 01:03:39 pm »

You sit behind some rocks and wait.

And wait...

And wait...

By the time you realize that you wasted precious hours, the sun sets and your stomach gets hungry. Thus, you find a sheltered place and camp for the night.

(Supplies: 11)

The morning comes and nothing changes. Just like the sun, it dawns upon you that these caves must be abandonded.

A) Search them anyways.
B) Let's climb up then.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2017, 01:08:14 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #774 on: June 25, 2017, 01:08:38 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #775 on: June 25, 2017, 01:16:49 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #776 on: June 25, 2017, 01:34:10 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #777 on: June 25, 2017, 01:46:08 pm »

You decide to leave these caves alone and climb upwards.

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You safely and quickly arrive at another layer of flatness and caves.

There are only few caves, and many bones - most of them gnawed - litter the entrances. You also smell the scent of burnt wood and rotting flesh coming from the caves.

A) LEERRROOOOY JEEENKIIINNSSSS!!
B) Hide and await the denizens of the caves.
C) Up up up and never looking back.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #778 on: June 25, 2017, 01:46:58 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #779 on: June 25, 2017, 01:48:52 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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