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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Haspen]

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You send an angry letter to Tetan I, explaining that his officers are undermining the efforts and competency of your glorious army.

1146 AD, Late Spring

While you're being informed that Eldrican-Methiant forces to work together and beat up the Khanate a bit, it seems that two people want to meet with you; a diplomat sent by Tetan I to discuss military misunderstandings, and a messenger from the mountain expedition, apparently bringing some terrific and urgent news.

First you decide to deal with the...

A) West.
B) South.

[Criptfeind]

B sounds less important, so lets get it out of the way first.

[Maximum Spin]

B, also, we need to install a queue.

[Weirdsound]

B

[Imic]

B

we need to install a queue.

+1

[Haspen]

You decided to deal with orcish thing first.

The messenger drops to his knee.

"My liege! A terrific and startling discovery was made by our brave soldiers sent to investigate the orcish cave. They say they've marched through it for what seemed a day, and emerged on the other side. The landscape they saw was rocky and without trees, but what startled them most was the place's nightly stay - and two golden moons above!!" The courtiers gasp and murmur loudly before the messenger is allowed to speak again.

"Then the orcs attacked their camp and they had to retreat, but they brought news of what they've seen, and dispatched me to inform you of this with haste." Truly, nobody expected the Orcish Inqui- world to actually exist. Or maybe the soldiers got drunk? Still...

A) A new world awaits us! More soldiers into the mountains, we need to know more about our future holdings!
B) A world filled with orcs ready to flood over? We need to explode the cave and seal the path immediately!
C) A portal to mystical unknown world? We need a Wizard to deal with this supernatural occurence!
D) A chokepoint like this will be easy to defend. Just post some guards and orcish problem gets solved forever!

[mightymushroom]

D

I feel like our army is too busy to do this properly, but I don't want it permanently sealed either.

Too bad we can't hire some adventurers to explore the other side.

[Maximum Spin]

A, maybe we can even have peace with the orcs if we give them sheeps to eat or something.
D is also fine if we revisit it, yes.

[Criptfeind]

C

I think making friends with or taking over orc land sounds good. Eventually.

We just lost too many dudes in the latest war to do so now.

[Twinwolf]

D. We're spread too thin already.

[Weirdsound]

C. A or D would be the smarter moves, but I think it has been too long since we last played around with Wizard Shenanigans.

[Taricus]

D

[Kashyyk]

D, on the condition we come back to this once we aren't fighting abroad.

[Lucus Casius]

C.  Twin told me to vote wizard.

[Twinwolf]

C.  Twin told me to vote wizard.

I said precisely the opposite :V