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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787836 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7290 on: February 11, 2018, 02:08:20 pm »

B Issues? What issues? Is our son in trouble or something?

Also I'm going to hope that letting Abis go with our grandchildren won't come back to bite us in the hindquarters but I've only got bad feelings about this so I can only assume that it will. Also I mean... we've really let our grandchildren go off into a strange foreign court where they're only protection/guardian is their mother who as far as I've seen hasn't actually proven to be that intelligent of an individual.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7291 on: February 11, 2018, 02:10:11 pm »

B, Issue: he is taking ALL the gal's to the bed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7292 on: February 11, 2018, 02:14:31 pm »

You press the maid to give up answers, and she flares up on her face.

"P-Prince Houlandin is... is sleeping with other men. A-Army officers mostly, even Spymaster's nephew... he's been doing this since, like, your Emperorship, m-my liege..."

Huuuuh. You could pretend you just didnt hear- ah, whom are we kidding here?

A) I must go deeper! I must get more answers!
B) His wife surely knows. And he's got a kid already. Let's leave it as it is.
C) Where's his dignity?! This and his insubordinance in past years gives me valid reasons to skip him in succession, right? Outta the palace wit him!!
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7293 on: February 11, 2018, 02:16:53 pm »

A This will almost certainly develop into a scandal that we'll have to deal with but *Prophet sighs* let's at least get the full story here.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7294 on: February 11, 2018, 02:28:29 pm »

Fuck yeah, Houlandin's got it going on. Now I feel totally affirmed in us supporting his claim.

B, let him do his thing in peace.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7295 on: February 11, 2018, 02:33:39 pm »

Well yeah. I'm not saying we should make him stop. That'd be totally unfair considering we let Leath do what ever he wanted short of taking exotic drugs. I'm just wanting to make sure he's doing this in a safe manner. We don't want to lose another son to an assassin or something.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7296 on: February 11, 2018, 02:57:47 pm »

A also I'm wondering about this "Spymaster's nephew" thing, eg, does the Spymaster know? Is this going to become a mess (or hell, possibly a boon) when if Houlandin survives to be emperor? etc.

Also, I totally saw this coming waaaaaay back. Around the time he got married, in fact.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7297 on: February 11, 2018, 03:47:32 pm »

A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
May I direct everyone to this quote?
It shouldn't be that bad.
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« Reply #7298 on: February 11, 2018, 03:49:41 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7299 on: February 11, 2018, 03:53:54 pm »

I can't believe you guys just let her go... With the kids too.

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« Reply #7300 on: February 11, 2018, 04:48:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7301 on: February 11, 2018, 05:00:00 pm »

You decide to leave it as it is.

In few weeks time, the thing quietens down. Whether it was by Houlandin's doing, or someone's else, the chatty courtiers decided to change topic to something else.

End of the Year, 1143 AD

Once again, the Scrolls of Kingdom Status end in your hands. How many more times you're destined to hold them? Ten? Twenty? Fifty perhaps?

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1to3, 1

Happiness: 4
Population: 7
Economy: 1
Army: 8
Imp.Authority: 0

"Sire, our Treasury has managed to maintain it's level, thanks to the profits from the passage tax, too. However, we're still barely above the red. The Statesmen and your courtiers alike have several options at ready:"

As for taxes...

A) Raise them!
B) No change.

As for Army budget...

A) Keep it cut down.
B) Resume its usual level.

As for Fireblood Court...

A) Reduce the expenses for a year.
B) Keep it fully operational.

As for a small (3) loan from merchants with four years of paying back...

A) Alas, we must.
B) No loans, nope!

"The Imperial Authority also remains on average but workable level, thanks to the efforts of the Council of Statesmen. It is up to you, of course, to issue an Edict, if you so desire."

A) "Get my royal seal ASAP!"
B) "Maaaybe next year, okay?"

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7302 on: February 11, 2018, 05:03:40 pm »

A, A, A, B B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7303 on: February 11, 2018, 05:10:19 pm »

B,B,A,B,B
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« Reply #7304 on: February 11, 2018, 05:24:07 pm »

A,A,A,B,B
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