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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 786682 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7200 on: February 09, 2018, 10:07:58 am »

Sometimes the RNG just elects to fuck us and there's nothing to be done about it.

You wanna know my reaction when those rolls happened?





You tell the Spymaster to bring the letter back to the palace.

After that, you read the report from Ceodwell.

Apparently, there has been more sick peoples coming through the mountains than previously. The governors wonder if the current policy is adequate in preventing the dreaded plague from reaching Methiant (or at least, Ceodwell lands), or mayhaps the borders should be closed.

A) Nah, we doin' fine, no need to get harsher against those poor souls.
B) Let's turn peoples away from our lands, just to be extra sure.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7201 on: February 09, 2018, 10:09:08 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7202 on: February 09, 2018, 10:17:56 am »

B

Plague is sorta a big deal in olden times you know?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7203 on: February 09, 2018, 10:20:49 am »

A, it's the fleas that transmit the plague anyway and I'm pretty sure those can travel along wild animals and are thus not subject to border controls.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7204 on: February 09, 2018, 10:30:53 am »

Most Wild animals don't travel as far or as fast as humans, and in real life, it was carried by rat fleas, who are humans constant companions and follow humans around.

Not to mention that in real life the places that were spared the worst of the black death were the places that closed their borders and instituted strict controls against the plague.

The plague and it's spread isn't an inevitability, it can be fought against. If this is a black plague expy it absolutely should be fought against, because any minor population benefit we get from accepting refugees is going to be totally wiped out when 60% of our population dies to the plague.

Also just cuz this is bothering me, I'm going to do a mini rant on sending our heir to the birdmen.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7205 on: February 09, 2018, 10:42:09 am »

Is it even Plague-plague? They say it's divine retribution, who knows?
On the other hand, we haven't offended any of Gubta's gods so far as we know. So maybe we're safe.
Indeed, any Grace who shows up is welcome to preach and teach in Methiant. :P


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We already instructed the patrols to turn away sick persons. This is a warning that they're having too much trouble separating the populations.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7206 on: February 09, 2018, 10:50:21 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7207 on: February 09, 2018, 11:06:09 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7208 on: February 09, 2018, 12:21:20 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7209 on: February 09, 2018, 12:31:03 pm »

B let's not fuck ourselves here, and hope our neighboors all die

and hope the damdamians get REAALLYY  screwed trying to convert these people or wage war against gutba
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7210 on: February 09, 2018, 12:39:37 pm »

The word "plague" does not necessarily refer to the Black Plague specifically. I doubt the Black Plague in particular even exists as such in this setting.

Even if it did, though, border controls could and did go a long way to mitigating its spread.

Anyway, B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7211 on: February 09, 2018, 12:46:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7212 on: February 09, 2018, 02:32:16 pm »

The word "plague" does not necessarily refer to the Black Plague specifically. I doubt the Black Plague in particular even exists as such in this setting.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7213 on: February 09, 2018, 02:57:11 pm »

You decide to close the borders in southeast for all but most important of personages.

A week later, the letter written by Abis to Shapur of Parsia ends in your hands. She has sealed it with her personal seal.

You decide to...

A) Wave the letter in front of her eyes without a word, then tear it apart.
B) Publicly read the letter, so that all might know about her sneaky treachery!
C) Have a private talk with her about the letter.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7214 on: February 09, 2018, 02:59:06 pm »

C, the only rational option.
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