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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778293 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #660 on: June 17, 2017, 07:14:45 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #661 on: June 17, 2017, 10:29:02 pm »
Man, too bad we got married so hastily. I'm a sucker for battledresses, rawr.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #662 on: June 18, 2017, 08:15:37 am »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #663 on: June 18, 2017, 09:35:47 am »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #664 on: June 18, 2017, 03:45:38 pm »
You attempt to negotiate. Princess Dogethe thinks for only a brief moment before responding:

"Well, I'm sure that my father can throw some more money in your general direction, if that makes you leave us and our lands."

A) "An amount equal to five years of common tribute will suffice, yes."
B) "Wait, no, I meant I want to negotiate the matter of our conquests."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #665 on: June 18, 2017, 04:01:52 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #666 on: June 18, 2017, 04:02:22 pm »
A, the city we shot to shit and the forts that surrendered without a fight seem like they'd not be terribly valuable conquests.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #667 on: June 18, 2017, 04:44:49 pm »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on June 18, 2017, 04:02:22 pm
A, the city we shot to shit and the forts that surrendered without a fight seem like they'd not be terribly valuable conquests.

Agreed. We likely get more out of them this way than if we take them, and by extension the expense of fixing the things up, for ourselves anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #668 on: June 18, 2017, 04:53:19 pm »
They are already offering money for compensation. Plus if we go with B we might actual get a roll, as this was just a script thing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #669 on: June 18, 2017, 05:39:39 pm »
B!!!

We didn't go to war for some monetary compensations...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #670 on: June 18, 2017, 05:46:58 pm »
Eh, but monetary compensations might be the best we can expect to get outa it.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #671 on: June 18, 2017, 05:48:12 pm »
We trashed their army and burnt their land... how good of a state can they still be in...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #672 on: June 18, 2017, 05:49:51 pm »
Our army is also trashed though. It feels like we're one bad roll away from loosing this war, and several away from winning it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #673 on: June 18, 2017, 06:38:43 pm »
The main problem is we do not know what state of our allies are in.  Have they retreated for good or are they preparing a counter attack?  We don't know.

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We wanted to go small powerful kingdom, this gives us that opportunity.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #674 on: June 18, 2017, 06:42:35 pm »
B.


Our "Allies" were beaten to shit, and I doubt they are preparing a counter attack.
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