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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776800 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6555 on: January 28, 2018, 04:06:22 am »

A. He should be happy his sister thought of him.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6556 on: January 28, 2018, 04:32:05 am »

A of course.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6557 on: January 28, 2018, 07:31:56 am »

You promise to deliver the eyepatch to Houlandin.

Few goodbyes later you're on the road home, surrounded by guards both yours and those dispatched bt Cidric, to accompany you to the border.

Less than a week later, you give Houlandin the eyepatch. After examining it, he scoffs, mumbles something and takes the gift with himself. At the mention that you arranged him a wife, he looks neither angry nor pleased. He takes it as, well, it's something he has to do.

1137 AD, End of the Year

The winter has been most peaceful, and you wonder how the numbers are doing. You will learn the answer shortly - the Advisor has just entered your chambers, the ever-correct Scrolls of Kingdom Status laid before your eyes for the n-th time during your reign.

Happiness: 6
Population: 8
Economy: 6
Army: 3
Imp.Authority: 0

Those are much better numbers.

"Thanks to your wise choices, and extra money that cam to our Treasury, we're much better this year, sire." Therefore, you decide to lower the taxes.

"Your subjects are a little bit concerned about your ability to defend the Empire, sire. While it's just matter of time till our Army recovers, it seems that your Authority isn't what it was two years ago."

He takes some parchments out of his robes.

"Do you wish to issue an Edict this year, Emperor?"

A) "But of course."
B) "Ask me next year."
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6558 on: January 28, 2018, 07:51:59 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6559 on: January 28, 2018, 08:15:56 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6560 on: January 28, 2018, 08:59:06 am »

B When we have more authority.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6561 on: January 28, 2018, 10:34:45 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6562 on: January 28, 2018, 11:35:45 am »

1138 AD, Spring

Shortly after turning of the year, you're approached by the Spymaster.

He has found and compiled an interesting bunch of documents; a census report from 1056, a biographical note on Daen the warrior-philsopher, and pages from a journal of one of co-conspirators of Yoe I. A thorough read gives a thrilling conclusion: Your grandfather was born on the same night on which Daen has passed away!

You could make a divine connection between the two for purposes most divine (and propagandist), you just need to have some people write about this.

You decide to...

A) Have your scribes write a story of divine significance, connecting Yoe to Daen in most mystical of ways.
B) Stash the papers somewhere safe, maybe we can use them in the future somehow.
C) Burn the papers, so that nobody can accuse you of Alldivine favoritism.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6563 on: January 28, 2018, 11:46:06 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6564 on: January 28, 2018, 11:48:26 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6565 on: January 28, 2018, 11:52:36 am »

Ancestral reincarnation, you say?
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6566 on: January 28, 2018, 12:10:32 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6567 on: January 28, 2018, 12:11:02 pm »

B I'm not interested, but I loathe to destroy documents.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6568 on: January 28, 2018, 12:31:06 pm »

A A celestial emperor is a good idea.  Even if we stash power into a consicl or elected group later the country will have a stronger legitimacy.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6569 on: January 28, 2018, 01:40:38 pm »

A

We are going to be rebuilding panthiest temples when we pay the loan back, so maybe an alldivine dirty would be balanced a bit.
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