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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777525 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6255 on: January 20, 2018, 02:33:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6256 on: January 20, 2018, 02:34:10 pm »

AB.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6257 on: January 20, 2018, 02:47:54 pm »

You decide to forgive Connan this time, while you decide to give Houalndin a morale boosting chat.

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He seems to pay attention to your words, and you manage to explain it both plainly as well as usefully, that lost eye is nothing bad - because every other part of his body will be sharper to compensate, and thus he has nothing to be afraid to; instead, even better times are coming to him!

Whether he believes you or not, you're not sure, but he decides to help his brother destroy the Evalians and rides after him with his guards and companions.

Several days later you receive news from Eval; several more cities and villages have joined the uprising, flocking to San's banner, easily influenced by his promises of restoring the independence of the Duchy from 'vile Methiantese invaders'.

1136, Mid-Autumn

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Tragedy has struck your forces in Eval; not only a major battle was lost, Connan has been gravely injured. According to the report, healers tend to him 24 hours a day while Houlandin is regrouping the forces.

His reports gives dispositions of the rebel forces; many thousand of peasant rabble, but even against 5 peasants with pitchforks and bows a single trained soldier won't last long. He forever swore an oath - he shall return triumphiant or not at all.

A) Foolishness, all this! If Evalians want independence, let's see if we can bring it to the peace table.
B) May the all deities bless the kid in his efforts!
C) It's time I join my sons in this rightful crusade against Evalian insurgents!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6258 on: January 20, 2018, 02:50:55 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6259 on: January 20, 2018, 02:56:21 pm »

C
Seriously, they're our kids. What would our dear departed wife say to this?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6260 on: January 20, 2018, 02:58:11 pm »

C Let us ride!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6261 on: January 20, 2018, 03:01:16 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6262 on: January 20, 2018, 03:10:31 pm »

C. FOR VENGEANCE!!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6263 on: January 20, 2018, 03:12:37 pm »

You decide to take control of the Army for the time being.



Congratulations! Cyl I embarks on another military campaign!



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While you're in transit, you receive news that Connan's situation is still bad. While he is alive, healers are doubtful that he will make full recovery, but they're trying all the same.

About five days after receiving the message, you arrive to lead the Army against the insurgents.

Houlandin has managed to reorganize the forces into five thousand strong, whom he supplied with local guards and militia from the northern Felonsine lands. Horses and auxiliaries has also been procured, just in case of prolonged war he says.

Scouts bring reports; San has decided to move his forces along the southern border, and it seems his intent is to actually attack Methiant proper.

A) Fat chance! We will chase him and then smash his peasant rabble into the dirt!
B) Then he is giving us free reign to punish his Evalian 'subjects' for his rebellion!
C) Seems like a good moment to gather even more forces in the meanwhile!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6264 on: January 20, 2018, 03:14:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6265 on: January 20, 2018, 03:17:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6266 on: January 20, 2018, 03:25:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6267 on: January 20, 2018, 03:27:31 pm »

A B will make this kind of thing happen again later, and C means he gets stronger too.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6268 on: January 20, 2018, 03:29:50 pm »

A We failed to dispose of him before and look where that got us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6269 on: January 20, 2018, 03:36:22 pm »

A.
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