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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777691 times)

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6165 on: January 15, 2018, 02:19:34 pm »

Proclaim religious equality
For the love of fuck, we can't over - use this. Stop over - using this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6166 on: January 15, 2018, 03:23:14 pm »

You decide to Proclaim Religious Equality.

Inter-faith conflict will no longer be allowed within borders of Methiant. Theological differences or not, various cults and congregations will have to either learn to live in peace and cooperation, or face fines, jail time, or revocation of their priviledges.

1136 AD, Spring

News come from the north; your soldiers and your two sons scored a major victory against the Agaresians, wiping out almost five thousand of lizard riders in truly brilliant tactical envelopment. Thundercats and Cydwyllian cavalry forces also played major factor in the victory.

Few days later you receive a letter from Connan, however, which seems a little bit pessimistic.

In the letter, he describes growing differences between him and Houlandin, shortages of Fireblood (Cidric's court isn't very punctual nor generous with resupply), and the fact that there's alarmingly large number of Agaresian reinforcements every few months.

In the final paragraph, he pelads for you to extend emergency mobilization and send some supplies through Tiftit, as he doesn't believe his brother-in-law's courtiers, especially his elder relatives. You muse about your reply to Cidric for a while.

As for emergency mobilization...

A) Decide to extend it for another year.
B) Write that you cannot strain people's backs with distant, foreign wars this much.

As for supplies...

A) Agree to send supplies, but through Cydwyl Kingdom, because hiding stuff from your allies is a bad thing to do.
B) Sadly inform Connan that there's a bit too much on your head (and Treasury's back) to send him stuff.
C) Agree to send supplies through Tiftit, just like Connan asked.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6167 on: January 15, 2018, 03:29:19 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6168 on: January 15, 2018, 03:29:39 pm »

A, C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6169 on: January 15, 2018, 03:39:08 pm »

AC, one must support one's children in their endeavours.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6170 on: January 15, 2018, 03:41:38 pm »

AA

I think Cidric's Court if full of wankers. Lets give them an opprotunity to prove us right and fuck with the supplies, so that we might take action against them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6171 on: January 15, 2018, 03:55:00 pm »

AC it is!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6172 on: January 15, 2018, 04:29:11 pm »

A C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6173 on: January 15, 2018, 04:50:42 pm »

A C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6174 on: January 15, 2018, 05:06:09 pm »

You decide to extend the mobilization as well as send supplies to Connan and Houlandin via Tiftit province.

1136 AD, Mid-Spring

Alarming news come from Ceodwell. It has had a bit of trouble with securing food and lodgins for some of the refugees last winter, and while your officials managed to solve that problem, they're now facing a potentially much more dangerous crisis; some of the camps, where the Alldivine worshippers are staying temporarily, became hot-spots of various diseases.

The governor of Ceodwell as well as various city mayors are asking the Crown for immediate assistance.

A) Send some supplies their way, it cannot be that bad.
B) Disease is no joke, let's send more than enough supplies to Ceodwell.
C) Sorry, I'm on a thin budget this year.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6175 on: January 15, 2018, 05:18:35 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6176 on: January 15, 2018, 06:08:20 pm »

B we will have problem with money this year again
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6177 on: January 15, 2018, 06:13:20 pm »

B

Most of the extra expenses we picked up at the coronation are multi-year things. I'm starting to really worry about our budget.
But you never mess around with disease. (Besides, population = income)

If the war in the north is not finished this year, I think we must recall the army whatever the diplomatic risk.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6178 on: January 15, 2018, 06:21:48 pm »

B. We're too close to pop 10 to let epidemic disease drop it down again.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6179 on: January 15, 2018, 06:27:33 pm »

B

I'm curious about how much longer the northerners can sustain sending so many troops.
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