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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778238 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #615 on: June 12, 2017, 11:34:29 am »

A GRAB YOUR SPEARS AND HEAR MY CHARISMATIC VOICE, FOCUS ON MY SWEET VOICE.
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #616 on: June 12, 2017, 12:00:37 pm »

A

There's no way we can effectively retreat from an army of horseman unless they let us. Best to take the fight to them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #617 on: June 12, 2017, 01:18:55 pm »

The Damdamian Senate needs YOU! ...to backstab your opponents and become the most powerful man of the Republic!



You order the common soldiers to form up lines and fight against the coming wave of horsemen.

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As the horsemen come, mostly lancers this time, your men either cling to rocky surfaces or advance in lines on open ground. Soon, many on both sides begin to fall down, and the battle turns into a bloody melee!

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The Cydwyls didn't except such a stiff resistance from mere foosoldiers! As their casualties mount, their commander blows the retreat horn and this wave of the horsemen scampers northwards.

An hour later, as the sun is slowly descending behind the horizon, your scouts bring news.

"Sire, the routed Cydwyl are recuperating and regrouping in a forest north of here. It seems they might be trying to attack us once more in the morning." A council is held between you and your officers. After many discussions and considerations, you decide to...

A) Send an envoy to parley with the Cydwyl.
B) Send your soldiers under cover of night to strike the dismounted horsemen.
C) Get some rest and prepare for the tomorrow's combat.
D) Retreat southwards to City of Ydwall.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #618 on: June 12, 2017, 01:27:21 pm »

A. We charisma.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #619 on: June 12, 2017, 01:28:22 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #620 on: June 12, 2017, 01:33:26 pm »

A
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #621 on: June 12, 2017, 02:59:44 pm »

B.  We have charisma, but that doesn't say anything about the envoy
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #622 on: June 12, 2017, 03:10:13 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #623 on: June 12, 2017, 03:12:41 pm »

B. No point in sending an envoy; they have no reason to negotiate. If we attempt to press on into their lands, they can harass us as an army in being. We need to do as much damage as we can while they're relatively close.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #624 on: June 12, 2017, 07:27:12 pm »

B is nice, but the charisma counts on our letters too right? It worked on the forts and it is the main army with the king or is just a general?

We can't do B when A fail? Their soldiers might be pissed by their superiors and scared after such losses. It would be nice to see another revolt
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #625 on: June 12, 2017, 09:08:47 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #626 on: June 12, 2017, 11:48:39 pm »

I think B is the worst option guys.

We know we can a +1 on Diplomacy with A, and can likely get a +1 on C as our horse scaring Blackhearts will be ready in the morning, but I don't think we get a +1 on running covert opps with our basic soldiers.

I'm gonna say A, as it has the best chance of the non-B options.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #627 on: June 14, 2017, 04:59:05 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #628 on: June 14, 2017, 05:20:46 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #629 on: June 15, 2017, 01:42:32 am »

A

We're still part of an ally's battle against this foe, right?
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