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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777718 times)

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6120 on: January 14, 2018, 06:15:38 pm »

B

We really need to pass that religious equality edict.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6121 on: January 14, 2018, 07:17:04 pm »

C What is the worst that can happen?  (Besides a holy civil war sparked by the two of us physically assaulting each other)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6122 on: January 14, 2018, 07:24:14 pm »

B

I mean we have proof that the pantheon goods actually exist.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6123 on: January 14, 2018, 07:24:39 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6124 on: January 14, 2018, 08:42:47 pm »

Remember what happened last time we let a scandal happen?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6125 on: January 14, 2018, 08:43:47 pm »

I mean we have proof that the pantheon goods actually exist.

Do you mean the raven whose advice we ignored at every opportunity and won the war anyway?  :P
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It is a misconception that Alldivinism denies that gods or godlike beings exist and have power. Rather, its followers examine, and where necessary supplant, the superstitious practices and myths of folk religion in order to discover and disseminate a rational and unified knowledge of the true nature of divinity and a practical ethic of behavior in day-to-day life. We could argue that Ustwelf desires to give up the search for deep truths in favor of easy rituals.

I'm a little curious though. It wasn't so long ago that the Alldivines were asking Yoe II to convert officially and bring the country with him; it was never confirmed but I thought from context that the Duedes had a Pantheonist heritage. I wonder where Cyl picked up the new faith? (Possibly his mother, Alldivinism seems to be stronger in the east?)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6126 on: January 14, 2018, 10:17:35 pm »

I'm a little curious though. It wasn't so long ago that the Alldivines were asking Yoe II to convert officially and bring the country with him; it was never confirmed but I thought from context that the Duedes had a Pantheonist heritage. I wonder where Cyl picked up the new faith? (Possibly his mother, Alldivinism seems to be stronger in the east?)

His dad died while partaking in what was basically a pantheonist ritual, plunging the nation into civil war. That might be enough to cause him to seek a new faith. On that note, C.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6127 on: January 15, 2018, 12:53:50 am »

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You let him do as he pleases.

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Unfortunately that does have some repercussions. Once agian, nobility and officials state their dipleasure with what they call 'a scandal', and of course the Alldivinist front doesn't think of it well either. You can be sure people are displeased and don't think of you well as an Emperor for letting your children to stray from the faith of your grandfather.

1135 AD, Late Winter

According to news from the north, the battlefront has been quiet for past weeks except for few very minor skirmishes.

As the days pass, you cannot help but admit that you see this young maid Siria in different light. You find her long brown hair simply lovely, and her sparkly green eyes like emeralds. Every time she brings you food, you feel certain dose of excitement. Every time you talk with her, she seems elated to be near you. Your wife has recently died yet your heart and body aches for a companionship of a woman, it seems.

And from what you've heard from some of the kitchen matrons, Siria apparently talks about no one but you when it comes to men.

A) My heart underestimates my willpower. Infatuation will pass!
B) This will only bring bad luck. I have to dismiss Siria right away.
C) My sons are adult and my dynasty secure. I can do what my heart desires!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6128 on: January 15, 2018, 12:55:28 am »

C, even if they complain this is small time compared to what we've recently done. That, and they'd be hypocrites to complain about this too.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6129 on: January 15, 2018, 12:57:08 am »

C We can execute whiny nobles that get on our nerves too much you know.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6130 on: January 15, 2018, 12:59:30 am »

B We are the state, we must be what the state wants and needs.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6131 on: January 15, 2018, 01:00:03 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6132 on: January 15, 2018, 01:19:31 am »

B

Edit: Speaking of women, are we ever going to get that Princess we were promised from Lamentia, or did the 1 we rolled later on ruin that?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6133 on: January 15, 2018, 01:43:17 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6134 on: January 15, 2018, 01:45:52 am »

B

Also, since when were we Alldivinists? I distinctly recall us refusing to convert to their religion when they explicitly asked.
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