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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778068 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5895 on: January 10, 2018, 04:52:12 pm »

You decide to simply leave two thousand men to besiege the fortress and keep its garrison tied up while the rest marches toward the capital.

The late evening next day, your scouts bring you news; there are two cavalry units coming from east and south. The southern force is about twice larger than the eastern, and together they number about 4500, 5000 tops. There is little footmen amongst them, although at the back of the southern force, your scouts noticed some Fireblood machinery, although of non-Methiantese design.

A) We have such a superiority we can plop down, let them come, then CRUSH THEM!!
B) Let's deal with the southern force with haste, and the smaller one will run away.
C) Let's crush the small eastern force, then swing southwards to destroy the other.
D) How about we return to the besieged fort and make our camp there?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5896 on: January 10, 2018, 04:53:33 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5897 on: January 10, 2018, 04:57:08 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5898 on: January 10, 2018, 05:01:45 pm »

B seems good.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5899 on: January 10, 2018, 05:06:17 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5900 on: January 10, 2018, 05:10:34 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5901 on: January 10, 2018, 06:02:37 pm »

C

We want to ensure we have the numbers advantage as high as possible when we face that half.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5902 on: January 10, 2018, 06:26:30 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5903 on: January 10, 2018, 07:35:02 pm »

MAN, THAT 10

And we didn't got even a bonus for superior gear




So, I would vote C because of superior numbers as helmacon said

The southerner has fireblood so there is two options


1)their design is old, so they will have to walk twice as slow and will take a lot of time to fire
2) is the same efficience, and we got a though time
3) Somehow they have better fireblood machines, we are screwed anyway

but I think that we should take the chance when we can to attack them before they deploy their fireblood machines
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5904 on: January 10, 2018, 08:29:01 pm »

B

Even if their fireblood machines are equal to or better than our own, their force is still comprised primarily of horsemen. Horses don't like loud booms.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5905 on: January 11, 2018, 04:12:37 am »

B, we need to take out their fireblood early and often.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5906 on: January 11, 2018, 11:16:06 am »

You order the Army against the southern Evalians. The battle commences on the high noon, with the enemy cozily positioned slightly above you on a hillside, allowing them to remain on defensive if they wish.

Part of their cavalry begins with a rush before your Thundercats even start to load, stealing the initiative from your hands!

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Grazing the left flank of your Army, the stampede of horses moves past your soldiers, and engages your cavalry, dangerously near the Fireblood batteries of yours. They hack and slash any that dares step before their wave of steel!

You order a countercharge against the remainder, while your footmen (of which there is a multitude), try to encircle and defeat the enemy horsemen.

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The countercharge and the encirclement work very well, the latter almost perfectly; the enemy cavalry at their hillside does pose some problems and some of your horsemen are blasted apart by cannon fire that looks and sounds disturbingly alike Thundercats' volleys. The bulk of Evalian cavalry however gets stuck amongst your ranks, and a furious melee ensues.

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Enemy numbers get lower and lower all the time, despite the fact that the cavalry manages to escape from encirclement and rides forth easternly, their numbers low. The hillside battle is quickly resolved; the Thundercats of Evalians are abandoned and what remains of their reserve horsemen flees over the hill.

Shortly after the battle, the bodycount is reported to you; about two thousand Evalians litter the ground, alongside about one thousand hundred of Methiantese soldiers (majorly the footmen who engaged the flanking cavalry of theirs). The Evalian Thundercats have been captured in few numbers, and your engineers will try to determine their make and origin.

Your officers convene with you about the next step.

A) We continue marching towards the capital.
B) We swing easternly to deal with the other Evalian troop.
C) We plop down to rest and recuperate for a day or so.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5907 on: January 11, 2018, 11:24:30 am »

B

Lets try to catch their general in an army we have really really high numerical superiority against before he gets back to their (presumably defended) capital.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5908 on: January 11, 2018, 11:26:15 am »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5909 on: January 11, 2018, 11:29:22 am »

B, crush the other half and then encircle the capital.
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