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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778106 times)

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5865 on: January 10, 2018, 01:52:55 pm »

A

Clearly a trap
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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5866 on: January 10, 2018, 02:04:07 pm »

B

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5867 on: January 10, 2018, 02:24:47 pm »

You continue moving towards the capital. The thousand strong light force breaks off the pursuit and 'bounces' back southeast.

Six days later, after few more skirmishes with no band larger than hundred men, and just as an easternly scout is about to deliver very important report, your guards step into the tent.

"Sire, a messenger from the Capital is here, saying its urgent." You decide to...

A) Hear the scout's report first.
B) Check the news from home first.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5868 on: January 10, 2018, 02:25:02 pm »

B
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5869 on: January 10, 2018, 02:26:42 pm »

A - Whatever he has to say is more immediate.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5870 on: January 10, 2018, 02:29:29 pm »

B. Why do I get the feeling they left and are attacking our capital while we speak?
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5871 on: January 10, 2018, 02:36:17 pm »

B


Told you it was a trap.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5872 on: January 10, 2018, 03:00:21 pm »

You decide to see the messenger from the capital first.

Visibly distressed and nervous, he falls to your knees and hands you a letter.

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1, 1

Your stomach shrivels and twists, and your heart stops in its tracks. Your breath falters and your spine wobbles with chills.

The Empress, your dearest wife, Esta, has been killed!

You mumble that to your officers, but you don't listen what they have to say on the matter.

According to this letter from the Spymaster and the Advisor, four nights after you left with the Army, Empress Esta, after putting Saenn to bed, retreated to her bedroom. Shortly afterwards, the guards heard some struggle and entered her bedchambers, just to see someone pulling the Empress, now screaming, by her hair, through the window. She fell down and broke her body on the rooftops, dying instantly.

You sit down on a stool brought to you by one of the officers.

Like some sorceror of foul magics, the assassin managed to escape. The Spymaster promises to scour the entire capital in search for the foul bastard or those who employed him, while the Advisor asks about funeral proceedings for the tragically departed Empress.

After you gulp down some wine, you decide to...

A) Keep the body in good condition, so that you can attend a grandiose funeral personally after dealing with the Duchy of Eval.
B) Have the court lead proceedings of a grandiose funeral while you're away.
C) Ask them to start funeral preparations, but to wait for you, because you will be back at the capital in few days.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2018, 03:10:54 pm by Haspen »
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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5873 on: January 10, 2018, 03:02:56 pm »

Oh dear.

A

And let's then hear the other messenger.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5874 on: January 10, 2018, 03:05:04 pm »

A or B, but probably A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5875 on: January 10, 2018, 03:12:00 pm »

A
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5876 on: January 10, 2018, 03:20:55 pm »

A

Ok, I don't who is trying to murder our family, but once we find out I propose we put a good chunk of the economy toward extinguishing their line through assassination.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5877 on: January 10, 2018, 03:22:53 pm »

A.

Assuming it's the same person as previous attempts on our lives, I tend to agree. They will regret this. Very, very much.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5878 on: January 10, 2018, 03:24:09 pm »

B

The Emperor cannot show weakness.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5879 on: January 10, 2018, 03:40:02 pm »

C. Trust the war to our marshals, and return home to personally take charge in a highly-unsettled political situation. 
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