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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778129 times)

Baffler

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5835 on: January 09, 2018, 01:49:20 pm »

Establish Calendar of Festivities.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5836 on: January 09, 2018, 02:02:18 pm »

Establish Fireblood Court!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5837 on: January 09, 2018, 02:03:52 pm »

I'm pretty close to the top of the pyramid, but just in case:

Establish Fireblood Court!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5838 on: January 09, 2018, 02:08:02 pm »

Establish Fireblood Court!
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5839 on: January 09, 2018, 03:23:08 pm »

Suddenly, wizards invent portable railguns and we all look like idiots.

Issue the Codex of Training Regimen
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5840 on: January 09, 2018, 03:51:56 pm »

There are many edicts which look appealing such as Religious Equality, Codex of Training Regimen, and the Council of Statesmen. I feel like keeping our technological advantage high with the Fireblood Court is both the popular decision right now and a good investment for the future though. We'll get a chance to pass the other edicts which interest us later.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5841 on: January 09, 2018, 05:48:13 pm »

I kind of wanted of wanted to finance academy of science too... oh well.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5842 on: January 10, 2018, 10:41:30 am »

Issue the Codex of Training Regimen
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5843 on: January 10, 2018, 10:56:10 am »

You issue your first edict - Establish Fireblood Court, to get those alchemists and engineers (and their budgeting) organized. Your courtiers inform you that because there's no local supply of Fireblood ingredients, the Court will have require higher expenses, which are currently easily covered by the yearly household tax.

As your Authority is strongest as it is, there will be no delays nor anything bad occuring due to your decision.

Next you have to discuss the attempted assassination by son of Duke of Eval, Targald. You decide to...

A) Demand a huge compensation in return for your forgiveness.
B) Invade the Duchy of Eval to punish the land, the peoples, and their foolish leaders.
C) Send a letter, asking Duke of Eval for a formal apology.



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« Last Edit: January 10, 2018, 11:02:43 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5844 on: January 10, 2018, 11:00:08 am »

Actually, can we... Wait for a response from King Dangarm? I mean, I know we rolled an 1 with the envoy, but he doesn't have the authority to make the decision either way, maybe just color the kings initial thoughts on it.

I feel like I'd be willing to go to war to fold both of them into the empire, but if Dangarm wouldn't be up for it, demanding a huge compensation might be good enough.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2018, 11:02:03 am by Criptfeind »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5845 on: January 10, 2018, 11:13:55 am »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5846 on: January 10, 2018, 11:22:18 am »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5847 on: January 10, 2018, 11:34:58 am »

B

This is probably going to draw in the Damdamians so we gotta strike hard.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5848 on: January 10, 2018, 12:06:57 pm »

A Let's be the big and scary neighboor who survived an assassination and demand to be paid

make him pay his son death
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5849 on: January 10, 2018, 12:13:01 pm »

You decide to invade Duchy of Eval!

The Marshal stands up.

"As the Emperor, you will lead us to glory and victory, isn't that right?"

A) "VERILYYYYYY!"
B) "Apologies, I have stuff to do at the capital!"
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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