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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778372 times)

10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5610 on: January 04, 2018, 02:07:48 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5611 on: January 04, 2018, 02:12:25 pm »

Even if he's a filthy parsia lover

Did we ever hear back from Parsia on if they were going to leave the Alldiviners alone? We might have to stop loving them rather soon.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5612 on: January 04, 2018, 02:13:46 pm »

Well, I sincerely hope that's the case :D
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5613 on: January 04, 2018, 02:19:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5614 on: January 04, 2018, 02:30:18 pm »

You decide to invest in the lands of the Hurthlings, to help the little farmers change from tribal societes into truly civilized and wealthy small peoples!

The initial wagonloads of money and supplies are already sent, and while this project will definitely take a whiel and require yearly spending, your Treasurer believes the Kingdom can easily afford it.




Your courtiers have decided to call for this council on their own.

You're seated amongst the most prominent figures of the Kingdom, all of them looking excited and with some certain degree of... understanding between them.

The Advisor speaks up first.

"My liege, this is a council called with intention of changing Methiant forever."

The Treasurer speaks up next.

"Sire, our bureaucratic administration has let us run the country smoothly and fill its Treasury with wealth beyond imagination."

The Marshal stands up and salutes.

"MY LIEGE! Our professional and well-funded Army is the largest and most prestigious in the region, with mighty machines of war at our disposal and our enemies shivering in dread!"

The Arch-Governor unfolds his scrolls.

"According to our censuses, our vast Kingdom is populated with great number of peoples, all whom praise the name of King Cyl and the Yoean Dynasty."

Various nobles speak up, all praising your accomplishments and those of your predecessors. As the words of praise quieten down, the elderly Advisor stands up, and all other sit, before you're adressed by him again.

"Our great King! We believe it is time for our court to do something what few have done before. It is time for our Kingdom to become an Empire! Empire of Methiant, with the Emperors of Yoean Dynasty, standing above all small and mighty men and women, at its wheel of fate, steering it to glory and prosperity forever!"



Congratulations! Kingdom of Methiant has fulfilled all of game conditions to become an Empire!

As an Empire, it will unlock a new 'Imperial Edicts' ability. Edicts can be issued yearly, and will be an easy tool to change how the government and internal affairs of the Empire work, although you will have to maintain your authority all the time.

Furthermore, the values in the Scrolls of Kingdom Status will be capped at 12 instead of 10, with the highest values representing advantage over all other non-Empire nations.

Proclaiming oneself an 'Emperor' is obviously rather arrogant thing to do, and will of course sour the relationships with your neighbours, who will jealously look in your direction - but what do you care, you're better than them anyways!

Be warned, however, that this decision is basically irreversible.



Thus there is only one question that needs answering:

Do you declare the establishment of the 'Empire of Methiant'?

A) Yes, absolutely!
B) No. Ask me again sometime in the future.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2018, 02:43:17 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5615 on: January 04, 2018, 02:34:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5616 on: January 04, 2018, 02:34:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5617 on: January 04, 2018, 02:35:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5618 on: January 04, 2018, 02:35:35 pm »

It took you three SPAMKINGDOM games and more than a year to finally, finally get into Empire creation process. I have notes on this particular concept lying around unused since December 2016, dammit. But finally we can get into this.

I'm so proud of y'all *sheds a tear*
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5619 on: January 04, 2018, 02:36:21 pm »

I'm willing to vote A here.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5620 on: January 04, 2018, 02:41:16 pm »

It took you three SPAMKINGDOM games and more than a year to finally, finally get into Empire creation process. I have notes on this particular concept lying around unused since December 2016, dammit. But finally we can get into this.

I'm so proud of y'all *sheds a tear*
pffft, it only took me what, two months? Clearly, I'm the reason Cyl is succeeding so well. :P

(half tempted to vote B just to mess with you, but no)
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5621 on: January 04, 2018, 02:42:38 pm »

B.  Haspen clearly wants us to become an empire and I don't trust this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5622 on: January 04, 2018, 02:49:03 pm »

A, we're starting to join the big boys league. Best to start acting like it, like bullying the shit out of our neighbors.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5623 on: January 04, 2018, 02:52:45 pm »

A I'm both so happy that this day has come and proud of Cyl for being the King to do it.  :'( *Prophet sheds tears of joy*
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5624 on: January 04, 2018, 03:04:47 pm »

A.
Our time has come. Let the haters be smacked for their insubordination with the hater paddle.
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