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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778404 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5565 on: January 03, 2018, 04:35:32 pm »
//Added 5 new coats to previous post!

You try to persuade him to agree to have Agna marry Ustwelf.

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Cidric laughs it off.

"I do not wish to anger my uncle, apologies. And our Kingdoms have already bonded with one marriage. One should not be greedy!" Cidric loses interest in politics pretty soon and returns to revelry, while you have to move on as well. And poor Ustwelf is again without a potential bride.

Two days later, after the feasts are done with, Cidric surprises you by willingly coming over to your chambers.

"The festivities are over, and while we have arranged some sort of agreement between us, maybe there's something else you wished to discuss with me?" You decide to seize the opportunity and talk about...

A) Money!
B) Armies!
C) Cults!

EDIT: 3 MORE COATS for Lametanian duchies!
« Last Edit: January 03, 2018, 04:55:43 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5566 on: January 03, 2018, 04:39:42 pm »
A

Man, we will never be getting any of our Child what they want are we ?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5567 on: January 03, 2018, 04:41:00 pm »
A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5568 on: January 03, 2018, 04:49:35 pm »
A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5569 on: January 03, 2018, 04:53:57 pm »
A

Lets see how much help these guys need.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5570 on: January 03, 2018, 05:26:03 pm »
It's nice that if we manage to get Eldrican and Cydwyl marching alongside us our enemies will get distracted by our penises

A It's not a good time to let our neighboors have money trouble.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5571 on: January 03, 2018, 06:04:14 pm »
A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5572 on: January 04, 2018, 12:31:51 am »
You try to get Cidric talking about money.

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"My coffers do not have much to lend you, King Cyl."

"Actually, I was hoping to help you fill them."

"How?"

A) "You see, I have this glassware..."
B) "I was thinking about giving you a loan. A small one."
C) "By sending some money your way."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5573 on: January 04, 2018, 12:39:37 am »
C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5574 on: January 04, 2018, 12:48:35 am »
C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5575 on: January 04, 2018, 01:04:53 am »
A  Get that money out of the hands of lesser nobles and into the hands of both kingdoms!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5576 on: January 04, 2018, 02:54:29 am »
B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5577 on: January 04, 2018, 02:56:52 am »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5578 on: January 04, 2018, 03:44:29 am »
I'll break the tie and change my vote to A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5579 on: January 04, 2018, 06:28:39 am »
A
We might as well.
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