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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778419 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5535 on: January 03, 2018, 11:51:59 am »

Er, the amount of parties he throws? As in he's throwing too many? I got the opposite impression, the first party he threw was notably small and cheap, and the second one is paid for by someone else. Both of them were for pretty big events (respectively the death of the king and the wedding of the king) and quite reasonable to have happen.

Clearly he enjoys parties. Or at least enjoys them more then he likes talking to us (not saying much). But I don't see where the impression that he's an irresponsible party animal is coming from.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5536 on: January 03, 2018, 11:59:45 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5537 on: January 03, 2018, 12:25:46 pm »

C Let's buy some good will. We can take the place later, right now the west is heating up again.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5538 on: January 03, 2018, 12:29:09 pm »

C Let's buy some good will. We can take the place later, right now the west is heating up again.

D isn't about taking the place, I don't think. Its about forming an alliance. From what we know about our new Son-in-law, he is militaristic, romantic, and kinda dumb. We might just need to say 'X is wicked and we should attack them' and he could be on board.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5539 on: January 03, 2018, 12:45:05 pm »

Still, with possible problems in the west, better not to get stuck in anywhere else just yet.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5540 on: January 03, 2018, 12:45:12 pm »

Do we need to attack anyone? We have strategically relevant marriages with Parsia and Cydwyl and the Eldricans, and there's neither a particularly belligerent upstart such as Ceodwell about and places like Parsia seem to be experiencing a resurgence - honestly I think it'd be best to bide our time for now and wait for either the Damdamians to start making waves or for the Gubtas to show weakness that we can team up with Parsia (and possibly Cydwyl) to mercilessly exploit.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5541 on: January 03, 2018, 12:58:21 pm »

Do we need to attack anyone? We have strategically relevant marriages with Parsia and Cydwyl and the Eldricans, and there's neither a particularly belligerent upstart such as Ceodwell about and places like Parsia seem to be experiencing a resurgence - honestly I think it'd be best to bide our time for now and wait for either the Damdamians to start making waves or for the Gubtas to show weakness that we can team up with Parsia (and possibly Cydwyl) to mercilessly exploit.

Remember that we killed an agaresian heir, and they seen to be a bit big, they WILL march with their troops on hurthlings soil, when they do it's better for us to have another friend to counter-attack them in another front and break their supply lines

But first things off C we can try to sell something that might fill his coffers, in times of war we can just send an letter "hey Agaresians are attacking us, and they sometimes attacks your kingdom too, use this chance as their army is occupied to strike in their lands, it's a one time opportunity"
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« Reply #5542 on: January 03, 2018, 01:04:35 pm »

D, let's say.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5543 on: January 03, 2018, 01:18:31 pm »

5c and 5d

Another of those damned ties 'V.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5544 on: January 03, 2018, 01:20:06 pm »

You know, if he is having money problems and has a strong army, he can always enter a military alliance with us that uses one and solves the other...

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5545 on: January 03, 2018, 01:29:03 pm »

You try to convince him into some sort of military-

"Alliance!" He exclaims happily, equally happily munching on some chicken leg. "If we were to protect each other, you with those Thundercats of yours, and me with my proud cavalrymen, nothing could possibly endanger our Kingdoms! What you say, dear father?"

A) "Err, sure."
B) "No, that's not what I was thinking about!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5546 on: January 03, 2018, 01:29:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5547 on: January 03, 2018, 01:32:01 pm »

A, I like this guy, gets right to the heart of the matter.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5548 on: January 03, 2018, 01:33:54 pm »

A A defensive pact was what we wished, right?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5549 on: January 03, 2018, 01:39:54 pm »

Alliance it is!
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