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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778360 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5400 on: December 31, 2017, 07:48:59 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5401 on: December 31, 2017, 07:50:06 pm »

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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5402 on: December 31, 2017, 08:00:05 pm »

I mean, we don't have an expensive war to spend them on so whatever.

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5403 on: December 31, 2017, 08:22:58 pm »

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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5404 on: December 31, 2017, 08:28:23 pm »

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Iituem

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« Reply #5405 on: December 31, 2017, 10:58:27 pm »

B, why not?
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5406 on: December 31, 2017, 11:11:00 pm »

B.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5407 on: December 31, 2017, 11:11:45 pm »

We need to sponsor brilliant minds always B
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5408 on: December 31, 2017, 11:37:37 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5409 on: January 01, 2018, 05:49:37 am »

You grant him money he requested, as well as ten guards He leaves, continuously bowing his head at your majesty and generosity.

Finally, you meet with the merchant.

"Greetings, King Cyl! I am Taun, merchants of fine furs, perfumes and gemstones. I have recently visited the gem mines your Majesty owns and I will be honest, it pains my heart that these gemstones are sold locally!"

"What do you mean?" The merchant claps his hands.

"I have many clients in the north, in Dahnia and Helliste and even Albion, who would pay well for these splendorous gems your subjects mine in the south. So I offer a deal; the gemstones end in my hands, and I sell them in the north, and we split profits. Say, a third for his Majesty, and two thirds for me, as to cover my expenses and such." The merchants smiles greedily while rubbing his hands.

A) "Tis a scam! To dungeon with you!"
B) "Fine, we will hand over the gemstone mines to you, Taun."
C) "Do tell me about your many clients, I'm intrigued."
D) "That isn't exactly a fair offer! How about 50/50 instead?"
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

10ebbor10

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« Reply #5410 on: January 01, 2018, 05:52:58 am »

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ZBridges

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« Reply #5411 on: January 01, 2018, 05:58:32 am »

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« Reply #5412 on: January 01, 2018, 07:57:27 am »

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Criptfeind

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« Reply #5413 on: January 01, 2018, 08:08:49 am »

This does sound like a scam. Does he think he can get over three times as much, after expenses, in far off lands then he can here? Hell, he's proposing he takes the lions share of the profits to cover his expenses, does that even make sense?

I wish there was a simple "no" option, because unless we have proof just jailing a dude is stupid.

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5414 on: January 01, 2018, 08:09:32 am »

You ask him to tell you about his clients.

He doesn't like to share names so he shares other information.

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You're no merchant and he talks a lot. Therefore, you guess he must know his business!

A) Money for him then!
B) No money for him!
C) I want 50/50 split though!
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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