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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778107 times)

Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #525 on: June 06, 2017, 08:17:38 am »

I don't think they killed the envoy?  He returned at the same time they started firing.

I read that as them launching the emissary back with the trebuchet, but you're right, it could also be him returning by foot.
Honestly I blame commas. :P
Your emissary returns with the first of the trebuchet shots landing in your camp!
Because I presume that the folks (and myself too) all thought that as 'he ded, and they launched his body to us', and then we went all "KILL THEM ALL" with our better cannons.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #526 on: June 06, 2017, 10:40:51 am »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #527 on: June 06, 2017, 11:04:55 am »

You order a retreat away from the range of the trebuchets, and thus, the siege of Ydwall becomes less tighter. An envoy is sent with inquiry whether Ydwall citizens would like to surrender.

After two days and awfully quiet countryside, your officers murmur a need for some action.

A) Naw, let's stay around few more days.
B) Resume the siege.
C) RESUME BOMBARDMENT!
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #528 on: June 06, 2017, 11:05:16 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #529 on: June 06, 2017, 11:06:00 am »

C, can't say we haven't been fair to them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #530 on: June 06, 2017, 11:13:22 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #531 on: June 06, 2017, 11:27:08 am »

C

Hopefully our mercy won't bite us in the tusch.
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #532 on: June 06, 2017, 01:00:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #533 on: June 06, 2017, 02:42:23 pm »

C Gave them two days. Can't say we didn't try to spare them.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #534 on: June 06, 2017, 02:46:30 pm »

Pssst, guys, look what I made, it's so pretty, you should join immediately '<.



You decide to approach the city and give it hell in the ways of BOMBARDMENT!!

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Your Blackhearts smash apart more towers and fortifications of the outer walls, and smoke thickens inside the city. The trebuchet fire is late to reply and comes in sporadic amounts.

Several barrages later, you hear a loud rumbling noise; many of your officers witness alongside you as the central gate and its surrounding walls crumble and collapse into giant pile of rubble!

A) Charge, my soldiers, and take the city with swords and torches!
B) Continue bombardment till they come crawling to us, begging for mercy!
C) Stop the barrage and wait for now, let them think it over.
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Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #535 on: June 06, 2017, 02:53:27 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

HappyPlank

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #536 on: June 06, 2017, 02:59:58 pm »

We want loyal subjects and productive cities. A, B won't give you that.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #537 on: June 06, 2017, 03:02:53 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #538 on: June 06, 2017, 03:03:31 pm »

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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #539 on: June 06, 2017, 03:04:01 pm »

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