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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778070 times)

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5145 on: December 21, 2017, 12:41:55 pm »

C We set this up by pointing both parties at each other, now it's time to get our cut.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5146 on: December 21, 2017, 12:53:04 pm »

You inform the envoy that Methiant wants some money from that; the diplomat tips his hat.

"Of course King Daric foreseen that and I've been given permission to negotiate. Our traders have estimated that the trade could bring us enough profits to send your way a payment every four years."

A) "Oh that's generous... get lost!"
B) "That is kinda too little too seldom. How about three years?"
C) "I want money every two years or King Daric can forget the deal!"
D) "Oh, that's generous, we accept!"
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5147 on: December 21, 2017, 12:56:19 pm »

Negotiate? Sure! How about B then? (C just seems greedy)

We can offer armed escorts across our territory if that helps.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5148 on: December 21, 2017, 01:07:38 pm »

D I don't feel like risking a 1 right now.

although B seems reasonable, the merchant could always say "nope it won't work" but I double doubt that they wouldn't get profits below this
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5149 on: December 21, 2017, 02:10:20 pm »

D.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5150 on: December 21, 2017, 02:15:20 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5151 on: December 21, 2017, 02:17:35 pm »

D, seems fair for what's effectively a toll.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5152 on: December 21, 2017, 02:32:35 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5153 on: December 21, 2017, 02:48:32 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5154 on: December 21, 2017, 03:16:00 pm »

Eh... D, since it is essentially just a toll.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5155 on: December 21, 2017, 03:16:57 pm »

D
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5156 on: December 21, 2017, 03:25:31 pm »

B We did give them the tip.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5157 on: December 21, 2017, 03:56:39 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5158 on: December 21, 2017, 04:11:01 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5159 on: December 21, 2017, 04:12:10 pm »

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