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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778061 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5130 on: December 20, 2017, 07:22:12 pm »
C

Sooner or later we won't roll a 6 during a riot. The solution? Don't have any more riots.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5131 on: December 20, 2017, 08:42:26 pm »
C :o Phew that happiness score sure is low! Liking the Army score though.

Also our officers better keep in line if they don't want to end up 'cleaned up' like the last time our officers got to uppity.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2017, 08:45:29 pm by Prophet »
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5132 on: December 21, 2017, 12:42:48 am »
C
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5133 on: December 21, 2017, 12:58:21 am »
You decide to lower taxes below average, and spend some money on festivities.

1131 AD, Spring

There are two delegates wishing for an audience! One is from Eldrican - the other from Lametania. You decide to meet with...

A) Eldrican diplomat.
B) Lametanian envoy.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5134 on: December 21, 2017, 01:00:39 am »
B the quicker he's in the quicker we can fling him from a catapult.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5135 on: December 21, 2017, 01:12:06 am »
A Bros first.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5136 on: December 21, 2017, 01:13:18 am »
A
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5137 on: December 21, 2017, 01:15:46 am »
A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5138 on: December 21, 2017, 02:18:54 am »
A
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5139 on: December 21, 2017, 08:36:07 am »
a
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5140 on: December 21, 2017, 08:42:58 am »
A
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5141 on: December 21, 2017, 09:57:51 am »
A) Can be anything
B) The damdamian has come/ wanna rent your army again?
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5142 on: December 21, 2017, 12:37:38 pm »
The Eldrican diplomat is let in first.

"Greetings, King Cyl! My master, King Daric III, wishes to obtain your agreement to letting his caravans pass through Methiant. King Shapur of the Kashites has been very eager to get his hands on ketton cloth!" Your courtiers murmur and some glare at the envoy.

A) How dare he! Conducting favorable treaties behind my back?! Get lost, you dog, and warn King Daric that all caravans will be seized for this sleight upon collective honor of Methiant!
B) That is mightily fine for us, and we wish Eldrican traders favorable outcome of their dealings with the distant Kashites.
C) He will have our grant of passage but we would like to have some Eldrican money in return, thank you muchly.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5143 on: December 21, 2017, 12:39:25 pm »
C You know, we gotta pay the guards to follow your caravans
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Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5144 on: December 21, 2017, 12:39:40 pm »
We gave him the tip, so A would be two faced. I say C.
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