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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777958 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5085 on: December 20, 2017, 12:11:50 pm »

A
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5086 on: December 20, 2017, 01:13:40 pm »

Time for some serious reorganization. Also time to purge the nobles.

C "The Conqueror" should have a commanding presence.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5087 on: December 20, 2017, 01:15:08 pm »

C, looks like there's going to be a few less noble houses after this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5088 on: December 20, 2017, 01:32:19 pm »

You leave the tent and lead your guards into the rioting masses, calling loyalists and denouncing the rioters, fighting them as they show up.

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Very quickly you gather dozens of supporters, and a bloody swath is cut through those who do not run or do not bend their knee at your approach.

The riot is down within an hour, and some officers estimate that about two hundred youths and few influential officers died.

Then the scouts arrive, looking aghast at the situation for a while, before approaching you.

"Sire! The rebels are just behind this hill!" You decide to...

A) Quickly form a defensive formation.
B) Rush the enemy before it arrives at the camp site.
C) Go on with withdrawal anyways.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5089 on: December 20, 2017, 01:35:11 pm »

A - Morons, the lot of them.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5090 on: December 20, 2017, 01:41:27 pm »

A.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5091 on: December 20, 2017, 01:41:48 pm »

A Best get ready!
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5092 on: December 20, 2017, 01:42:53 pm »

A
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5093 on: December 20, 2017, 01:51:41 pm »

A, they've got pretty shitty forces so we've still got a good shot at this.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5094 on: December 20, 2017, 01:52:27 pm »

You attempt to form the Army into defensive formation.

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Unfortunately, you don't even get anywhere close to finishing when with loud war cries, the enemy descends upon your positions!

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The initial combat goes as you could suspect it would go in this situation. But your men are better trained and have more staying power than mercenaries and peasants of the rebels. As the battle progresses toe-to-toe and lines form, your men recover from the initial chaos and upreparedness.

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Still, your men are beginning to lose some ground!

A) Retreeeeeeat!!
B) Fight, fight my brave men!!
C) CHAAAAARRRGGEEEE!!!
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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5095 on: December 20, 2017, 01:53:06 pm »

B
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5096 on: December 20, 2017, 01:55:03 pm »

B

We have been rolling shit for awhile now
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5097 on: December 20, 2017, 01:58:04 pm »

C.
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5098 on: December 20, 2017, 02:13:05 pm »

C
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But... you know, we do it ironically.

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« Reply #5099 on: December 20, 2017, 02:14:46 pm »

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