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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777813 times)

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4920 on: December 14, 2017, 03:15:49 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4921 on: December 14, 2017, 03:16:26 pm »

B. Question before Execution.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4922 on: December 14, 2017, 03:17:08 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4923 on: December 14, 2017, 03:28:51 pm »

You decide to learn how this all happened.

Ysa retells the tale much like Leath; she bumped at him in the temple area and, seeing in him someone wealthy, she robbed him of his coinpurse. But she underestimated him and after a long run through the alleys, Leath caught her and demanded the return of his money. Apparently out of his good heart, he decided to at least buy her a meal, and then Ysa fell for the prince's charm-

"You fell for him? Leath told me you stole his heart." The girl hmphs.

"I dunno, but did you hear him play th' lute? He be a divine musician, my liege. Is worth fallin' for!"

You then move on to the important part - did the two have sex or not? Ysa's face burns vividly just as Leath but she is much more cooperative in this matter.

"He insisted to buy me a night's stay at an inn, and uhhh, I felt... indebted." The guards snicker and your wife, who arrived few moments prior to hear most of Ysa's confession, rubs her forehead in consternation.

A) "Not only a commoner but also a whore! You shall not marry my son! Guards, to dungeon with her!"
B) "You two are worth of each other. You will become his wife."
C) "How much money would it take for you to leave Methiant indefinitely?"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4924 on: December 14, 2017, 03:31:35 pm »

B - Not pissing off the son, Nor making too much of an issue for her.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4925 on: December 14, 2017, 03:34:01 pm »

C

just don't tell him.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4926 on: December 14, 2017, 03:37:04 pm »

B, it's clearly true love.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4927 on: December 14, 2017, 03:38:30 pm »

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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4928 on: December 14, 2017, 03:38:39 pm »

....can't we ask our wife what she think?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4929 on: December 14, 2017, 03:39:12 pm »

Clearly she is smitten by his charisma, as much as he is smitten with her. They won't behave if we try either option to keep them apart.

B A scandal of the moment, but who knows, she might have useful talents. And we're not exactly swimming in other offers right now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4930 on: December 14, 2017, 03:39:46 pm »

B

We are allowed to be nice, and we still have. . . four more kids?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4931 on: December 14, 2017, 03:41:25 pm »

...one of our other kid will definitely go for a Civil war when he has the Occasion to take the throne from this one.
Man this is just so troublesome, why can't our heir be a smart person?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4932 on: December 14, 2017, 03:42:08 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4933 on: December 14, 2017, 03:43:11 pm »

"I dunno, but did you hear him play th' lute? He be a divine musician, my liege. Is worth fallin' for!"

It's Audrey Hepburn. Please tell me it's Audrey Hepburn.

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« Reply #4934 on: December 14, 2017, 03:45:08 pm »

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