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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789068 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4725 on: December 11, 2017, 01:34:04 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4726 on: December 11, 2017, 01:42:01 pm »

12a 4b



You decide to reach some sort of agreement. It turns out that Calahan III has written down a contract with the Gubta as 'King of Ceodwell' rather than using his regnal name to sign the papers. The Gubta, ever feeling exploitative, tried to impose the treaty on Ansbach (but he died, funny how that happens sometimes), and now are pursuing the closest they have to King of Ceodwell - and because Ceodwell is now yours, the Gubta decided to bother you.

Apparently, most of the money has been paid off, but there are still some leftovers, over which you try to negotiate.

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You believe you might've accidentally insulted the Gubta Emperor himself during the negotiations. Pray heavens that the emissary, who stubbornly demands the full remainder of the debt to be paid, doesn't report that to his master.

Oh, the remainder of unpaid debt is equal to yearly amount of taxes Methiant acquires due to its high headcount as of late.

A) Fine, we can pay that.
B) That's too much, buzz off!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4727 on: December 11, 2017, 01:49:09 pm »

B - Ya See, we aren't King of Ceodwell. Ceodwell doesn't exist. We're King of Methiant. That's just more Methiant you travelled through to get here.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4728 on: December 11, 2017, 01:49:32 pm »

So this means that fat idiot emperor will officially recognize us as the owner of all of Ceodwell if we pay 2 economy points?

Seems okay.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4729 on: December 11, 2017, 01:52:30 pm »

Uggg... I want to pay these guys off to leave us alone, but because of the insult, there is no guarentee that throwing money at them will equal peace. I'll still vote A though.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4730 on: December 11, 2017, 01:52:51 pm »

A

Swallow your pride and do what's good for the kingdom.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4731 on: December 11, 2017, 01:56:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4732 on: December 11, 2017, 01:56:54 pm »

A, not that much cash. Might be some issue reclaiming the gold mine, but oh well.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4733 on: December 11, 2017, 02:08:32 pm »

You agree to the demands of Gubta Emperor and let the envoy take the money. He accepts this but it is obvious he is rather angry about something.

Then the envoy from Margraviate of Ysirene is let in.

"Greetings, Cyl of Methiant! I'm here to announce that the Margrave of Ysirene has decided that the gold mines once owned by Calahan III of Ceodwell will be returned to you, provided you will send half of the gold bullion processed there to the Margrave's treasury for next five years."

A) "Fine, we will be profiting from this anyway."
B) "Can't we negotiate something else?"
C) "That mine is mine, and he better gives it back!"
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4734 on: December 11, 2017, 02:09:45 pm »

He was going to take 3 years of gold, but now he's asking for two and a half?

Seems fair.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4735 on: December 11, 2017, 02:12:22 pm »

A sure, sound fine
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4736 on: December 11, 2017, 02:14:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4737 on: December 11, 2017, 02:22:58 pm »

A, we may need to raise taxes, but better then another war, too soon.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4738 on: December 11, 2017, 02:29:51 pm »

Also, do note, if we want to piss off the empire, which I am by no means advocating, we would be well within our rights to slow down, or even stop, gold production for five years to rip them off.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4739 on: December 11, 2017, 02:33:11 pm »

A
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