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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789007 times)

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4710 on: December 11, 2017, 12:53:43 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4711 on: December 11, 2017, 01:03:07 am »

A

Lets hear what he has in mind. If it is completely unreasonable, we can tell him to fuck off.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4712 on: December 11, 2017, 01:13:00 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4713 on: December 11, 2017, 01:18:40 am »

Are these... uhh... the Oliphaunts we had to fight last time?

Is he asking us to pay his for the forces he sent against us?

You backed the wrong dude, Mr. Gubta. Your dude lost. If you wanted us to pay you, you should have picked our side.

Best tell him to fuck off.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4714 on: December 11, 2017, 01:22:43 am »

A, let's see what they actually want for them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4715 on: December 11, 2017, 01:27:13 am »

Are these... uhh... the Oliphaunts we had to fight last time?

Is he asking us to pay his for the forces he sent against us?

You backed the wrong dude, Mr. Gubta. Your dude lost. If you wanted us to pay you, you should have picked our side.

Best tell him to fuck off.

I agree with you, but I also kinda want time for our army to recoup before we go in and kick their ass. We can get our money back and then some when we move on to their lands.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4716 on: December 11, 2017, 02:57:24 am »

But, the Margrave controls the gold mine, Gupta can go to them for payment.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4717 on: December 11, 2017, 04:17:24 am »

A Kingdom of Ceodwell is no more, but we're a reasonable king. I'm sure we can work out something, considering we don't actually owe you anything.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4718 on: December 11, 2017, 07:51:39 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4719 on: December 11, 2017, 09:00:21 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4720 on: December 11, 2017, 09:09:12 am »

But, the Margrave controls the gold mine, Gupta can go to them for payment.
While i agree with the reason i prefer A
hey you want money wel these guys control the goldmine go bother them.

also i wonder where exactly the gold mines are cause there is a big mountain range between Ceodwell and margrave of Ysirene.
also also is he demanding that we pay him for the mercs that where used against us!  what a piece of shit.
also also also yes i really want a update map that way i know if my little surprise is accurate.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4721 on: December 11, 2017, 09:15:33 am »

Oh thank goodness. Monetary payments can be worked out. Especially if we tell him to go collect from the Margrave sitting on the gold mine, he he he.

A

Yes, he apparently means the oliphaunts used against us (and possibly against Ansbach's rebellion, too: it was a long-term contract). Last time we saw Gubta's army, they were hiring out a force in the 8,000 to 10,000 range. Ours is currently about 4,000 and would probably have even or -1 rolls against them.

When working out a payment plan, our income varies from 1 to 3 per year, depending on variable trade deals. The expected value in any given year is under 2; I don't know if Haspen will let us institute any cost saving measures (for instance, we expanded our army budget but the army has shrunk recently).
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4722 on: December 11, 2017, 09:18:00 am »

A, if we want to set ourselves up as the legitimate successor state of Ceodwell we need to be willing to pay their debts.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4723 on: December 11, 2017, 09:40:49 am »

A, if we want to set ourselves up as the legitimate successor state of Ceodwell we need to be willing to pay their debts.

Were not his child to have debt as heritage, we are Ceodwells killer, they fucking want us to pay for the Oliphaunts that killed our men, the fuck?

Anyway A never hurts

Depending on the absurdity of the demand we can say fuck you or we pay it if you come back with the spice trade, because fuck rivalry spices are the best
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4724 on: December 11, 2017, 10:05:12 am »

B Screw you dude.
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