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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788823 times)

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4650 on: December 10, 2017, 04:10:32 pm »

A Lets get this over with.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4651 on: December 10, 2017, 04:13:00 pm »

B

If he already has rebels in the 1000s then his stats are miserably low. Give it 2 weeks and the people will hand us this fort themselves.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4652 on: December 10, 2017, 04:14:18 pm »

A

We didn't come all this way to not shoot a capital city into pieces.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4653 on: December 10, 2017, 04:16:35 pm »

A, while it's true that his stats must be miserable, we are better liberators if we show up and liberate the city now instead of standing around watching them suffer
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4654 on: December 10, 2017, 04:26:52 pm »

C. We have all the warscore here. Might as well make the most of it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4655 on: December 10, 2017, 04:31:57 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4656 on: December 10, 2017, 04:39:21 pm »

You order bombardment of the city.

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It takes less than a day for the walls to be smashed, the houses near them crumpled and smoke to rise from the districts of the proud city.

By the next evening, your officers wonder if they're allowed to assault the city now.

A) Sure thing, bring me the head of Ansbach while you're at it.
B) Naw; you see, that's when you do the diplomacy thing.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4657 on: December 10, 2017, 04:39:54 pm »

B
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4658 on: December 10, 2017, 04:40:58 pm »

A
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4659 on: December 10, 2017, 04:42:56 pm »

A No loose ends. We're here to conquer and we're going to take what we want.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4660 on: December 10, 2017, 04:44:17 pm »

A

This is the diplomacy Ceodwell deserves
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4661 on: December 10, 2017, 04:47:53 pm »

B If we wreck the place then the locals won't want us to be their king and will fought us the entire way. We're only fighting Ansbach here, not every Ceodwell  citizen.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4662 on: December 10, 2017, 04:55:55 pm »

You decide to order an attack on the capital!

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Your Army officers didn't account for the citizens of the capital to take on arms in defense of their King! Although that wasn't enough to stop your conquest.

On the dawn of the third morning, King Ansbach is dead, the garrison surrendered and the flag of Methiant flutters above the Ceodwellian palace! If only the city wasn't a cross-patch of ruins, smoldering ruins and hastily dug mass graves.

A) And the banner shall stay up there, because I'm adding Ceodwell to my Kingdom!
B) It is time for the nobles of Ceodwell to swear loyalty to throne of Methiant!
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4663 on: December 10, 2017, 04:56:50 pm »

What is the difference between the two options?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4664 on: December 10, 2017, 05:00:09 pm »

A! All the A.
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