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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788801 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4635 on: December 10, 2017, 02:06:09 pm »

A Information is an important part of Warfare. We could be walking into some kind of trap for all we know.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4636 on: December 10, 2017, 02:08:15 pm »

A - Scout reports, thank you.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4637 on: December 10, 2017, 02:37:13 pm »

A for sure


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Did we gave the elf cloaks to the spymaster?
« Last Edit: December 10, 2017, 02:39:14 pm by omada »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4638 on: December 10, 2017, 02:49:43 pm »

Try a new game of mine, will ya?



You decide to set camp and send out scouts and agents to gather information.

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By the next day, the men sent forward return. Apparently, this is not Ceodwell's soldiers anymore but a rebel bunch! One of agents was able to contact a man amongst the rebels. The group is led by one man calling himself Baron Augardar, and he has, under false pretense, obtained some money from Ansbach and is currently running with his loyal men and family northwards as he heard that Kingdom of Cydwyl is sponsoring settlement of The Wildlands and that's just a place to create a fief for oneself.

Other scouts provided numerical details on Augardar's troop; it's eight hundred or so in numbers, but most of the riders are lightly armed squires and servants, and only about hundred are trained and well-equipped soldiers.

A) Splendid! An aristocrat we could install on throne of Ceodwell when we win! We ought to negotiate with Augardar at once!
B) Tis a fine ruse, but an obvious trap! Time to crush those 'rebels' before they stab us in the back!
C) This means they're of zero concern of us. Let's continue to the capital and finally claim what's ours!

EDIT: Forgot to include the roll, that's fixed 'v.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2017, 03:19:40 pm by Haspen »
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4639 on: December 10, 2017, 02:52:16 pm »

C - Well that's nice to know. Still a shame to have spent a week to find this out though.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4640 on: December 10, 2017, 02:52:54 pm »

C But give him a letter of safe passage maybe. If he joins our ally it is good enough.

On second thought, Cydwyl may not be as close of an ally as before. A may be a better idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4641 on: December 10, 2017, 03:00:51 pm »

A

Just try
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4642 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:14 pm »

One other thing: Even if negotiations fail, we can give him our blessing and best wishes. This may make him like us more (always a nice thing), or better yet make other nobles more likely to negotiate later. If the nobles feel like we won't kill them if they give up and/or flee, they will be more likely to do just that, meaning we will win faster and with less losses.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4643 on: December 10, 2017, 03:11:18 pm »

C Well none of our business. Vassals usually end up trying to split off later so we should just absorb Ceodwell outright and this would just waste more time we could have been finishing our conquest with.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2017, 03:12:58 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4644 on: December 10, 2017, 03:13:31 pm »

I quite like the idea of A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4645 on: December 10, 2017, 03:17:21 pm »

I really don't see the point in risking it with A though? I mean just look at what happened with Beren. We kept him safe and even got him the throne of Kiwi as our vassal just to have him turn around and backstab us when the Damdamians declared war on us in the first SPAMKINGDOM. Why install someone when we as the Grandson of a member of the Ceodwell royal family could just claim the throne for our self?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4646 on: December 10, 2017, 03:53:55 pm »

C, installing a feckin' conman baron on the throne would be more of an insult than just grabbing the title ourselves.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4647 on: December 10, 2017, 03:54:54 pm »

Eh, I guess that's fair. Although I do think it was a dick move that you guys (I wasn't around back then :P ) refused to accept Beren's land-swap offer so he could have his full Kiwi kingdom back. Anyway, C, sure.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4648 on: December 10, 2017, 04:09:02 pm »

You decide to resume marching to the capital city of Ceodwell.

1127 AD, Late Spring

And finally, unopposed bar few skirmishes with roving bands of Ansbach loyalists, your Army arrives within hours of the capital city!

The officers ask for the course of action, Your Majesty!

A) Bombard the city and let's be done with it.
B) Besiege the city, and let's hunger do its work.
C) Call for negotiation, and let's reach an agreement.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4649 on: December 10, 2017, 04:09:55 pm »

A
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