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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777417 times)

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4620 on: December 10, 2017, 11:11:42 am »

A

We totally need to kick out the Margrave, I want that gold mine!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4621 on: December 10, 2017, 11:12:23 am »

A, roll in and bring an end to the campaign.
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Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4622 on: December 10, 2017, 11:18:39 am »

Advance!
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4623 on: December 10, 2017, 11:19:38 am »

Attack the capital!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4624 on: December 10, 2017, 11:26:36 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4625 on: December 10, 2017, 11:32:58 am »

A

We'll take the capital. Then we take their gold!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4626 on: December 10, 2017, 11:50:44 am »

I wrote out a case for negotiation, and the most important point was that we've already spent about half our initial manpower.

A anyway for the Conqueror.

Because it looks like we can settle Ceodwell itself easily from this point; although in doing so we also absorb their problems. Unlike most everyone else I want to more closely evaluate the situation at the mines before pressing too hard. We all remember what happened last time we dragged out a war, don't we? (I include myself since I voted for that last push forward that prompted the rebellion, and once bitten, twice shy.) If we assert our familial claim to the throne of Ceodwell, we have an equal case for ownership of the mines. We can either pay the Margrave directly from our Treasury and reap the profits afterward, or we can rebuild the army to strength while awaiting their promised return.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4627 on: December 10, 2017, 12:06:49 pm »

You decide to push for the Ceodwell's capital!

A week later, your Army is more than halfway past the way, when your scouts bring you news; a thousand and something strong troop of Ceodwellian soldiers, mostly horsemen, is half a day travel to the north. They seem to be heading toward the border rather than to fight your forces.

You host a council with your officers about how to proceed.

A) We ought to change course and induce a fight with them to further cripple Ansbach's army.
B) Can't be bothered with some remnants, let's continue against the capital as intended.
C) Mayhaps we should camp around here and gather further information first.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4628 on: December 10, 2017, 12:17:13 pm »

A If we're conquering we might as well be thorough.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4629 on: December 10, 2017, 12:55:36 pm »

Which border?

Ours?
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4630 on: December 10, 2017, 12:56:46 pm »

A - If we're lucky it is Ansbach himself leading them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4631 on: December 10, 2017, 01:24:29 pm »

A Well, why not?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4632 on: December 10, 2017, 01:38:20 pm »

You lead your Army northwards to intercept or catch up with the horsemen.

Five days of traveling later, your scouts report that the horsemen have camped half a day away at the Plains of Abur, where foundations of ancient ruined fortress stick out from between the bushes and boulders that characterize this sparsely populated land. You decide to...

A) Camp out and gather information for now.
B) Go forth and fight against the enemy.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4633 on: December 10, 2017, 01:39:24 pm »

A
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4634 on: December 10, 2017, 01:54:01 pm »

They were half a day away five days ago, and they're still half a day away now? Wow we suck at catching up to people.

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