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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788625 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4590 on: December 08, 2017, 01:22:37 pm »

A

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4591 on: December 08, 2017, 01:46:30 pm »

Assuming A just means shot it with Thundercats and not throwing our men at it, I'll vote for that. Otherwise we should do C. Enough men to hold the siege is over half our army, so we can't do B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4592 on: December 08, 2017, 01:57:10 pm »

Assuming A just means shot it with Thundercats and not throwing our men at it, I'll vote for that. Otherwise we should do C. Enough men to hold the siege is over half our army, so we can't do B.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4593 on: December 08, 2017, 02:23:18 pm »

It might be a good time to detach a siege force and continue backwards: go tackle one or more of the border forts while things are quiet.

A for less quiet. Where are the reinforcements? Not here, let's take 'em. Roll that conqueror bonus.

P.S. Usually our army trainees graduate about the same time as the profits come in. Are they on their way?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4594 on: December 08, 2017, 03:22:31 pm »

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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4595 on: December 08, 2017, 03:31:04 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4596 on: December 08, 2017, 04:32:06 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4597 on: December 10, 2017, 04:36:40 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4598 on: December 10, 2017, 05:10:34 am »

You decide an assault is in order!

The men prepare themselves in the same time the engineers prepare Fireblood machines and the ammo.

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Due to the skillful use by your engineers, the gate to the fortress is smashed apart with only three volleys! The large iron doors collapse inwards, and the assault can begin!

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This fortress was the place the enemy reinforcements were hiding - you learn as much when your officers report their soldiers having hard time fighting hundreds upon hundreds of Kashite, Gubta, Ceodwell and even Imperial men, all in different tunics and under different banners. Three dead foreigners per one dead Methiantese soldier and the fighting have failed to progress further than the first courtyard and surrounding buildings.

The enemy of course is bleeding out, but so does your Army.

A) We ought to retreat to the fields!
B) Push on my brave soldiers, win the fight!
C) CHAAARRRGEEEEE!!!
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4599 on: December 10, 2017, 05:13:33 am »

Holy crap, it's Methiant vs "everyone who dislikes us and could possibly send troops".

Push on Brave soldiers, push on!
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4600 on: December 10, 2017, 05:16:35 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4601 on: December 10, 2017, 05:17:29 am »

B, we're making good progress and the odds look to be in our favor presently (at least if you suppose the numerical advantage has been successfully removed, which it very well might not have been).
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4602 on: December 10, 2017, 08:16:17 am »

Bury them in corpses!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4603 on: December 10, 2017, 08:21:27 am »

A - We have more men than them, and have dealt casualties at a 3:1 ratio. We can pull back now and offer terms. Or shoot them a load more with Thundercats. Either way, we've proved our point so let's save our men's lives.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4604 on: December 10, 2017, 08:23:43 am »

Point of order, we may or may not have more men then them. They had the bonus for numerically advantage. I'm fairly sure we don't know if we've killed enough to swap that bonus yet (probably not).

I think we should CHARGEEEEE
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