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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777213 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4560 on: December 06, 2017, 03:44:33 pm »
A

We aren't sieging them for our health.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4561 on: December 06, 2017, 04:37:23 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4562 on: December 06, 2017, 04:48:29 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4563 on: December 06, 2017, 05:16:57 pm »
A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4564 on: December 06, 2017, 05:24:35 pm »
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4565 on: December 07, 2017, 12:30:50 am »
You decide to leave the forts besieged with light forces and move forward, to the capital of Ceodwell.

1126 AD, Winter

It takes a week of marching before your scouts inform you about a worrying development; a grand fortress, manned by at least three thousand men, is standing at the crossroads just a week march away from Ceodwell's capital.

Your officers convene in a hurry - this one wasn't here last time! Calahan III must've built this castle after the previous war, and considering the size of the keep, the project must've had a big budget.

Ultimately, you decide to...

A) Besiege this grand fortress.
B) Launch an assault against the castle.
C) Bounce southwards and simply evade the fort.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4566 on: December 07, 2017, 12:50:34 am »
A

This is what our thundercats are for
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4567 on: December 07, 2017, 12:51:39 am »
A Well makes me glad we decided to save our Fireblood supplies instead of wasting some of it on those border forts.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4568 on: December 07, 2017, 12:56:45 am »
A, I am glad we do not have good supply lines to support this siege.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4569 on: December 07, 2017, 01:05:33 am »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4570 on: December 07, 2017, 01:08:04 am »
C

Forts are great if there's a threat of an army actually catching you out if you go around. Fortunately for us, we just turned most of that into fertilizer. If we besiege, we're probably going to waste a ton of time. Going around is also time-consuming but likely less so in the long run.

And launching an assault is just suicidal.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4571 on: December 07, 2017, 01:16:15 am »
They have half an army in there, we don't want to get caught out between that and the capitol forces.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4572 on: December 07, 2017, 02:03:07 am »
A, that looks like a pretty good place for us to blow up.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4573 on: December 07, 2017, 03:03:50 am »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4574 on: December 07, 2017, 03:32:16 am »
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