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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777137 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4515 on: December 05, 2017, 06:30:41 pm »

B
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Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4516 on: December 05, 2017, 07:54:46 pm »

Bugger it all!  DEATH OR DEATH!  (Victory really isn't an option.)
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4517 on: December 05, 2017, 09:43:29 pm »

A

We didn't get a fancy new shirt to lose it in the first battle!
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4518 on: December 05, 2017, 11:24:46 pm »

I'm thinking the prophecy was a lie. Else we either misunderstood it entirely or it only applied to Zasitost, which we conquered in pretty short order and we've gotten as much from it as we're getting.
I suspect the prophecy was more of a warning that we'd be screwed if we pissed off the Eldricans, than a guarantee of success on the other side as such.

Uhhh, A for the tiebreaker, I guess?
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4519 on: December 06, 2017, 12:29:46 am »

You call for a retreat!

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At least the retreat is orderly. The troops besieging the forts, seeing the main of their army leave, hastily flee their posts too, furthering boosting the amount of soldiers at your side to almost 5000.

Once again your Army is together, but that's not much of a good thing because the Ceodwells have ran after you much earlier than expected! Near two thousand horsemen, backed by few hundred foot, have been spotted an hour away to the south.

A) Plenty of time to dig in.
B) Gotta form the lines.
C) Retreaaaat!
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4520 on: December 06, 2017, 12:33:01 am »

B
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4521 on: December 06, 2017, 12:33:33 am »

B
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4522 on: December 06, 2017, 12:38:28 am »

Solid B
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4523 on: December 06, 2017, 12:43:42 am »

You decide to form the lines.

When the enemy cavalry arrives to rush your men, they are ready - Fireblood machines and archers begin their counter-assault!

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This time the battle is yours; the cavalry charge weakens from the bombardment and then your men have relatively easy time beating the cavalry away. Many hundreds of horses and Ceodwell soldiers die on this field.

Later in the evening, your scouts report the cavalry troop retreated far behind the forts. During the battle the three forts exchanged supplies and some men though.

A) And what do we care? Bombard all three into dust.
B) Then it's time for us to resume the sieges.
C) Let's just capture one of them and move on.
« Last Edit: December 06, 2017, 09:54:56 am by Haspen »
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4524 on: December 06, 2017, 12:45:30 am »

A

let them burn
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4525 on: December 06, 2017, 12:46:02 am »

A
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4526 on: December 06, 2017, 12:46:09 am »

B
« Last Edit: December 06, 2017, 12:58:24 am by Puppyguard »
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4527 on: December 06, 2017, 12:48:28 am »

B

Lets save our supplies for the capital city siege.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4528 on: December 06, 2017, 12:51:59 am »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4529 on: December 06, 2017, 01:05:12 am »

B

Hopefully that is the last of Ceodwell's standing army.
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