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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788347 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4470 on: December 05, 2017, 05:54:10 am »

B

We haven't hit their main army yet. We don't want to be spread out when we do
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4471 on: December 05, 2017, 06:07:45 am »

They're all within half a day of each other. Even if our scouts are utterly incompetent we will know if a defending army is on the way well before it is too late.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4472 on: December 05, 2017, 08:04:25 am »

A
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4473 on: December 05, 2017, 08:52:30 am »

A

If we leave two of them up and then pass on by, that's a free pass for the other two fortress to endlessly raid our supply lines.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4474 on: December 05, 2017, 09:56:09 am »

Actually yeah, on second thought A is a better idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4475 on: December 05, 2017, 10:12:59 am »

5a 5b

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4476 on: December 05, 2017, 10:20:10 am »

Flip a coin!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4477 on: December 05, 2017, 10:23:11 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4478 on: December 05, 2017, 10:23:34 am »

B We've only the need to seize their places of power. We should endeavor to do so swiftly and leave them no rest.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4479 on: December 05, 2017, 10:40:09 am »

I am abstaining in protest of this bad war. Not only are we attacking a nation because we hated the man that was deposed, we broke our word to do so.

I am calling for all citizens who still believe in truth, justice, and the Methiantese way to stand with me and join the League For Casus Belli Not Slobbering Bloodlust, Dammit! The LFCBNSBD! will form an opposition council to petition wise and gentle Queen Esta to repudiate her mad husband and assume the reins of power in her own person.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4480 on: December 05, 2017, 11:18:32 am »

No, we declared war because we wanted that land. And our word was given to the guy who got his ass kicked out, so it doesn't count.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4481 on: December 05, 2017, 11:21:29 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4482 on: December 05, 2017, 11:37:38 am »

A We only gave our word for peace to Calahan not to anyone else. Technically speaking we're also descended from the Ceodwell royal family through our Grandmother so if a pretender from a distant branch can take over then I'm pretty sure we've got just as valid a claim to Ceodwell as him. Also we gave our word for peace not only just to Calahan but it was done with Traitors pointing their swords into our back so the validity of the treaty is questionable in the first place.

So as far as I can see we've maintained our Honor.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2017, 11:42:06 am by Prophet »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4483 on: December 05, 2017, 12:13:56 pm »

You decide to split yo forces in three parts, one for each fort, so they cannot help each other.

A week later, you learn that a large cavalry troop - almost three thousand - is charging toward the southernmost of forts from the direction of Ceodwellian heartlands, endangering the Methiantese soldiers besieging it!

A) Time to toss our cavalry against the incoming horsemen!
B) Oh I'm sure they can weather the storm easily.
C) We gotta pull most of our soldiers there!
« Last Edit: December 05, 2017, 12:15:59 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4484 on: December 05, 2017, 12:16:29 pm »

How many troops do we have?
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