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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788290 times)

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4440 on: December 04, 2017, 05:06:27 pm »

B
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4441 on: December 04, 2017, 05:07:37 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4442 on: December 04, 2017, 05:14:01 pm »

B Our army is already pretty awesome. It's the negotiations that fail more often, and worse. If there is a benefit, I want this one.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4443 on: December 04, 2017, 05:16:40 pm »

6a, 5b



You adopt the tile of 'Conqueror'!

Few days later you learn that Ansbach was successful, kind-of. After defeating Calahan in battle near the gold mines, the old Ceodwellian monarch has disappeared, with numerous rumors circulating that he was wounded, fled or outright killed. One of his trusted officers has taken over the diminishing loyalist forces and is fighting at the border, while Ansbach decided that it is a good moment to declare the fall of the tyrant, and crowned himself King Ansbach I of Ceodwell.

Having some scholars dig up his ancestry got him connected to Ceodwell's dynasty somewher 6 or 7 steps up the family tree, legitimizing his rule. That what matters for the noblemen; the common folk praise him as 'liberator' and 'protector' against increasing Gubta influences on the country in the past years.

A) Now is the time to strike! Onwards, against Ansbach and Kingdom of Ceodwell!
B) Maybe this one won't be a dick. Let's send him a congratulatory letter.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4444 on: December 04, 2017, 05:18:46 pm »

B ah! Just when we were setting up nicely. Peace treaty isn't up yet, though. We're exceedingly scrupulous about our devastations.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4445 on: December 04, 2017, 05:21:09 pm »

B
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4446 on: December 04, 2017, 05:21:15 pm »

A Chaaaaarge!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4447 on: December 04, 2017, 05:22:20 pm »

A Our peace treaty was with Calahan and Gupta. He is neither of them nor their ally. Plus I mean how valid is a treaty that we had to sign with a knife at our back anyway?
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4448 on: December 04, 2017, 05:23:28 pm »

A Our peace treaty was with Calahan and Gupta. He is neither of them nor their ally. Plus I mean how valid is a treaty that we had to sign with a knife at our back anyway?

Can somebody pull up the post where this treaty was signed? If the language supports this, I will change my vote to A.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4449 on: December 04, 2017, 05:26:44 pm »

By mediation via Gubta diplomats and under close observation by your Army officers, a peace is settled with Calahan III of Ceodwell; he decided to cede territory - only those that the old papers speak about. A negligible amount of settlements and fertile land was got, it means. There were no monetary tributes or payments involved. The truce between the two lands is set for ten years, a demand that was pushed in on last minute by the Gubtas (your Army commanders decided to allow for this).

It's vague.

But the Gubta are the enforcers, and they certainly aren't going to stop us from taking out someone who rebelled specifically to kick them out.

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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4450 on: December 04, 2017, 05:27:11 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4451 on: December 04, 2017, 05:27:30 pm »

A

if he is lauded as anti gubta, he can't very well hire them can he?
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4452 on: December 04, 2017, 05:32:56 pm »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4453 on: December 04, 2017, 05:34:10 pm »

Eh. Looks like A is going to win, but I'm not thrilled about breaking the treaty. Hopefully we get the option to put somebody related to Calahan III on the throne as our vassal. Then we can claim we were not at war with Ceodwell, but with the rebels.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4454 on: December 04, 2017, 05:34:47 pm »

You declare a campaign against the Ceodwell anyways, to pay for their, what was it again? Ah yes, their treacherous and contemptous dealings against your noble nation.

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Your officers were against it initially, but some discussion and support of the Marshal against the old clique that forced you to sign the treaty has eroded any resistance against this incursion.

The Marshal salutes and you know very well what question is being asked of you!

A) Let's ride the front into glory and victory!
B) I think I will stay at the capital this time.
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