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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776772 times)

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4365 on: December 03, 2017, 08:48:54 pm »

I'm pretty sure they are west of us... Maybe once we own the entire east.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4366 on: December 03, 2017, 09:19:34 pm »

On the one hand, let's not slavishly devote ourselves to a dream of uncertain provenance.  On the other hand, more practically, the Eldricans may value Ankurvat too much as a buffer zone to just let us march in, and attacking Zonalath would require crossing Cydwyl, whose king's attitude is much cooler towards us than his mother's was.  Let's focus on one major enemy at a time, no?

On that note, B.  Borders don't exist to be breached.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4367 on: December 03, 2017, 09:26:53 pm »

Speaking of Genocide. That was actually surprisingly profitable. Anyone up for Ankurvat and Zonalath?

Hmm,maybe if we didn't rolled a 1 in the negotiations it could be profitable, but else we lost all our money
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4368 on: December 03, 2017, 10:05:45 pm »

What was the page number that we murdered the dwarves? I'm curious.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4370 on: December 03, 2017, 10:26:09 pm »

Wow. thats hillarious.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4371 on: December 03, 2017, 10:56:59 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4372 on: December 04, 2017, 12:40:19 am »

You decide to send a delegation to the Hurthlings, to determine why they're being so annoying again.

Few days later, the ketton cloth arrives.

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Enthusiasm - and the prices - for the cloth have diminished. At least the Treasury profited enough to pay for the cost of the cloth.

1126 AD, Late Summer

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The delegation returns having successfully interviewed the Hurthlings. Apparently, their lands suffers famine again and they're in dire need of grain, but their leaders are too wary (or too proud) to ask the 'big ones' for help.

Your courtiers wonder if maybe Methiant should show their good will toward the little peoples. As your country has had a bad summer weather itself, the only option is to send them money so they can procure food from traveling merchants.

A) Sure, we will send help.
B) Nah, they're not worth it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4373 on: December 04, 2017, 12:41:54 am »

B

Not necessarily because I don't want to help, but because I don't trust the Hurthlings to take the money and successfully purchase the grain without messing it up and creating an international incident.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4374 on: December 04, 2017, 12:57:17 am »

A Eh. While they just aren't ready I think for continues interaction with our people from their isolation we can at least try to build a positive image of us. Especially after what happened when we rushed relations.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4375 on: December 04, 2017, 01:14:33 am »

A

why not?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4376 on: December 04, 2017, 01:16:08 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4377 on: December 04, 2017, 01:35:32 am »

A

why not?

Because money is more important that friends!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4378 on: December 04, 2017, 01:39:24 am »

Now that we've lost the scepter I'd be more inclined to help and hope to make use of their farming skills, but it seems they suck at it more than we do.

B - No help for the hurthlings, because they have no way to help us in return.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4379 on: December 04, 2017, 01:48:49 am »

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