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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 776696 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4305 on: December 03, 2017, 12:19:05 pm »

A) just count on luck for this rebellion keep shit going for more time
B) money and humiliation from calahan (and teach rebels to ask for our support)
C)increase rebels power
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Baffler

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4306 on: December 03, 2017, 12:32:59 pm »

A.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4307 on: December 03, 2017, 12:53:35 pm »

C

Fuck Calahan. We're going to go to war with him in 3 years. Lets help destabilize his kingdom.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4308 on: December 03, 2017, 12:56:32 pm »

A.

I'm worried that supporting the rebels would be seen as violating the treaty, and I don't want to risk talking our way out of that via a roll
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4309 on: December 03, 2017, 12:59:07 pm »

A

Fuck him indeed. But if his rival should somehow win, then he'll gain the throne and our conquest would be illegitimate. We should bide our time, and conquer his lands for ourselves. Should we achieve victory, I say we lay upon his chest a layer of silver coins, till the weight of our wealth doth hid stomach give way.

Thus be the death of a treacherous, money grubbing man!
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4310 on: December 03, 2017, 01:43:09 pm »

A

I can't believe you guys didn't take the tree...
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Twinwolf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4311 on: December 03, 2017, 01:46:11 pm »

It basically just does what the sorceress blessing does. It'd be redundant.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4312 on: December 03, 2017, 01:47:04 pm »

It would probably outlive the sorcerers blessing though. But yeah. Nice cloaks gota keep us comfy!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4313 on: December 03, 2017, 01:51:15 pm »

You decide to ignore Ceodwellian war.

Few days later, the caravan from the west arrives, brining ketton cloth.

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Craftsmen and noblemen clear the supply of ketton cloth within days, paying absurd prices for being able to wear the fabrics. It made them much happier and willing to go with your shenanigans, too.

Some courtiers also managed to ask about war situation against the Tirines. Apparently, not only Elran III got everything under control, a counter-offensive has the Tirine forces crumble day by day.

1125 AD, Autumn

A group of Kashite representatives arrive at your court! The gaudily clad men with sharp beards and steely eyes bow before your throne.

"Greetings, King Cyl of Methiant! Our master, King Shashanban, has always been looking with envy towards the mighty devices that spit out fire and iron death. He wishes to acquire these weapons from you, and therefore offers Kashite gold. An exchange would happen every two years."

You decide to...

A) Reject the trade offer.
B) Attempt to negotiate the deal.
C) Accept the deal.

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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4314 on: December 03, 2017, 01:53:10 pm »

A
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4315 on: December 03, 2017, 01:58:56 pm »

B

It'd leave us with one exchange before the truce period is up, which isn't particularly great for us. Maybe we can work out something better?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4316 on: December 03, 2017, 02:06:25 pm »

A

We can't even really supply our boomsticks right now, although we might get our powder back soon now that Elran has his shit together.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4317 on: December 03, 2017, 02:15:20 pm »

I'm hoping they might have an alternative supply route for the necessary components - they can trade us raw materials in exchange for finished products, that sort of thing. Doesn't hurt to ask before telling them to fuck off in any case.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4318 on: December 03, 2017, 02:15:55 pm »

A Nah. Let's keep our big boomsticks for ourselves.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4319 on: December 03, 2017, 02:18:33 pm »

A

Military secrets are our treasure.
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